Full Frontal Nerdity

Title: Made For Walking
Author: dark_reaction
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word Count: 1,338
Rating: pg
Summary: Written for Memphis's prompt some J2 snarking over who has cooler shoes. I honestly don't know where this came from. I blame the calculus.

( Jensen writes on his Converse. He busts through them really fast, because as his momma points out, he walks on his feet wrong. )

Title: Ineffable
Author: dark_reaction
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word Count: 18,753
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jared and Jensen are angels in God's army who live to make each other miserable. During some supposedly restful downtime, it comes to the attention of someone very important.
Warning: Genderfuck
Notes: This is for ignited, I'd pretend it's for her birthday, but that was so long ago, I might as well just be like HAPPY RANDOM PRESENT! It's inspired by Good Omens, but it's also the culmination of two years worth of research for an original work.

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The long awaited ficlets. I tried to do something different with each of these. There's reversed pov, outside pov, past events, and so on. I'll get the rest up soon, hopefully. I think I only have a few more to go.

( The Fortress of a High Mind for pez_gurl )

( The Paint that Hides the Crime for dreamlittleyo )

( You Never Forget Your First Love for Trueshellz )

( An Unmade Bed for xtinethepirate )

( This Is The Sun Gone Down for too_rational )

It's 55 degrees out, I skipped section just so that I could lounge on my sofa in the sun.

What what? Another round of drabbles churned out? Surely you're joking? Nope, no joking. I am just that bored.

( Jake/Ryan, comfort, for archer_indigo )

( J2, Buttery Popcorn, for pocketfullof )

( J2, books, for lemmealone )

SEE? I wasn't made into a liar, I actually do have more of these! I even went back and plumbed up all the prompts people gave me for ficlets (except for ignited and you know why). I hope a drabble will suffice.

( Jared/Jensen, First to Find Out for dev_earl )

( Jared/Jensen, Jensen as a hooker for balefully )

( Sam/Dean, Time Travel to the court of the Sun King for Azephirin )

( Jared/Jensen, I-hate-you-but-really-I-love-you cliché for finn21 )

There will be more tomorrow, holy cow!

Title: The Lead is Forward
Author: dark_reaction
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word Count: 7,168
Rating: nc-17
Summary: Jared and Jensen go off to college. Turns out not everything is easy once the nightmare of high school ends. Sequel to Caught In A Spin.
acknowledgements: I called causeways up today and was like "GOD, HELP ME!" and being the wonderful MUFFIN that she is, she did it for me.
Notes: I returned to this story over a year after it was originally written. God help me. Anyway, it's a little more angsty than the first piece, but it all ends happily. No Chad's were damaged in the writing of it.

( When Jared arrived on move-in day he spent four hours wrestling with his roommates over the placement of desks and beds. Jared got the desk in the common room, but the bed under the window. )

Do you ever sit there staring at an empty entry box wanting to chat and post and talk with people, but can't seem to find anything to say? I've been trying to catch up on all my lost sleep at once, and that's pretty much the most exciting thing that's happened to me.

But in my effort to change that, I'm doing a time stamp meme. Everything but "Stopped At The Crossroads" is up for grabs (because I'm already working on a kind of sequel to that). So if you ever wanted to know what Jared and Jensen did with their ballroom dancing skills, or what it was like for Jared to return to high school without being degayified, or how Dean amused himself with the shrubberies when he got bored, or if Sam, the newly integrated, gives really great head, or otherwise now's the time to ask.

Or you know, you can prompt me on more sketchy arty stuff. I haven't been possessed with an idea in...well whenever it was that I dressed Dean up as Isabella Brant. Any other eras I should look at? Egyptians? Geishas? Medieval knights?

What seems like months ago and in reality was probably only weeks, notthequiettype and I were talking about how awesome it would be if Jared and Jensen could walk down the red carpet together together. And how of course they can't, because it's Hollywood. Well, yesterday, because it was Halloween and I didn't want to work, I sat down to draw something from the requests I got from you guys. And just...nothing was coming to me. So I thought about that conversation and lo and behold: full color drawing.

( So this picture kinda requires us to suspend belief and imagine that Jared has a stylist who wants to make him look totally gay and that Jensen's is no better, because both of these outfits are from last year's YSL fall line )

I suddenly remembered why I can't stand to read cheating fic. When you're watching your friend tear her hair out and cry and cry and cry, and beg you for the reason it happened to her, and know that she's not going to be okay for a very long time, reading it seems almost like a sin.

Because somewhere, some asshole guy, has completely managed to destroy a girl's self-worth. And there is NOTHING you can do when a person is so invested in someone else.

And then I think of the number of times people have asked for this scenario on spnstoryfinders "Jared, Jensen, cheating, I don't care which!" and it just...how does that not tear you apart?

Title: It Isn't Working 'til It Is
Disclaimer: Never happened, of that I can be downright sure.
Summary: Jared has a shot at starting quarterback on the football team when it all comes crashing down on him. Suddenly the entire world thinks he's gay, and his parents' solution is to send him off to a gay conversion camp. Mad hijinks and one Jensen Ackles ensues.
Pairing: J²
Chapters: 1/2
Rating: R, will graduate to NC-17
Notes: This is based around "But I'm A Cheerleader" and was inspired by smidgy06. Thank you for betaing and waiting so long. Also thank you to torturemysoul for audiencing and handholding and not hitting me over the head when I got too annoying.

( His eyes were defiant and he exhaled smoke like he was being filmed. The only people Jared knew who smoked were the loner rejects who’d graduated ten years ago and still hung out in the high school parking lot. The green-eyed pretty boy was nothing like them. He’d carelessly flicked ash off the tip of his cigarette when Wentworth introduced them and looked Jared up and down, eyes heated in their appraisal. )