Full Frontal Nerdity

When I left the house today I did not expect to return with mojito mix and a gold laptop. But alas, I did exactly that. It's a classy sort of thing, more of a Honda Element blonde champagne kind of deal, but still, GOLD.

I have been playing around with two ideas. Well, really they're the same idea, but could be expressed in two different ways. ( Y'all ready for this, sex and Hockey and aus? )

I would totally write both of them if I had the attention span.