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When I left the house today I did not expect to return with mojito mix and a gold laptop. But alas, I did exactly that. It's a classy sort of thing, more of a Honda Element blonde champagne kind of deal, but still, GOLD.

I have been playing around with two ideas. Well, really they're the same idea, but could be expressed in two different ways. The first was a J2 AU of The Mighty Ducks D3, with like, boarding school, and Jensen on the team, being slightly bi-curious, and Charlie being his straight and long-suffering best friend, and Jared being that one hot senior on varsity who wasn't an asshole. AGE-FUCKERY, I know. Would that make Jensen the lone girl on the team, or would it make him the lone Duck who made it to varsity, I KNOW NOT THE ANSWER. (I'm sure [livejournal.com profile] dontyouwaitup is tired of hearing about this by now).

And the second aspect of this same idea was pile-driven into my skull when my mom and I went rollerblading around Stanford Campus (a campus which is pretty ideal for it, unlike my own school which drives me nuts when I'm trying to get to class, ANYWAY), and discussing the lamentable fact that fewer and fewer companies are making women's skates. Anyway, I thought what if the family business was Hockey? And John Winchester was on the 1980 Olympic team and Dean and Sam were both in PeeWee and then sent off to Canada to be really serious about it, and they're like "Oh Sam, you can go off to college on Hockey scholarship" and then they realize he's heading off to Stanford, middle finger to the law, to like...learn art history.

I would totally write both of them if I had the attention span.

Date: 2008-08-21 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dev-earl.livejournal.com
OMG. Both totally AWESOME ideas. :D:D

Date: 2008-08-21 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
Hahah! YOU ARE NO HELP AT ALL!

Date: 2008-08-21 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memphis86.livejournal.com
But wheeeere does Emilio Estevez show up?

Date: 2008-08-21 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
Ah ah ah! Someone doesn't remember D3 all that well, he's barely in that one!

Date: 2008-08-22 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smidgy06.livejournal.com
Emilio shows up and is all drunk and bitter and he's in the locker room with Jensen and yadda yadda tapes Jensen's ass cheeks together and bkah blah blah, Jared's there helping him and in conclusion RIMMING.

... could maybe be in the story. :p

Date: 2008-08-22 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE IT! SAVE ME THE TROUBLE!

Date: 2008-08-22 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smidgy06.livejournal.com
I DO NOT THINK SO.

Date: 2008-08-21 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rei-c.livejournal.com
HOCKEEEEEEEEEEEY.

Date: 2008-08-22 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
*headdesk* YES WELL, WHICH ONE SHOULD I WRITE, GENIUS!

Date: 2008-08-22 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rei-c.livejournal.com
OKAY. So while I REALLY LIKE Jared-as-the-only-varsity-player-who-isn't-an-ass-AGE-FUCKERY, I have to admit, Dean as the hockey Britney with Sam studying art history? Just kind of makes me WARM GOO. Because then John disappears and this other coach comes in (Bobby!) and Sam gets called up for the team and he has to practice to get back in shape but he's secretly been playing hockey THE ENTIRE TIME and it doesn't take too long and Dean is all 'THAT'S MY BROTHER' and they WIN THE GOLD and John comes back and is like, 'That was my PLAN, HAHAHAHAHA' and oh my I should stop there.

Date: 2008-08-22 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
Well, I figure I would actually have him die, and have Dean be like, THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED SAM, and have Sam be like I FINALLY GOT MY TEETH FIXED. I'M NOT COMING BACK!

Date: 2008-08-22 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rei-c.livejournal.com
I FINALLY GOT MY TEETH FIXED. I'M NOT COMING BACK!

Dean: BUT WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?

Sam: I JUST. GOT. MY TEETH. FIXED.

Date: 2008-08-21 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtinethepirate.livejournal.com
and Dean and Sam were both in PeeWee and then sent off to Canada to be really serious about it,

AHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA*wheeze*HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!11ONE

DO EET!!!! DOOOOOOOO EET! YOUR GOLD LAPTOP IS A SIGN OF JOHN'S OLYMPIC GOLD HOCKEY FU, CLEARLY.

Date: 2008-08-22 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
I sense mocking in there. SOMEWHERE.

Date: 2008-08-22 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtinethepirate.livejournal.com
Dude. I do not mock. When hockey is involved.

Date: 2008-08-21 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hkath.livejournal.com
Ooooh, gold laptop! *bows reverently*

I love both those ideas. I'd rush to read both of them! But I think I like the second one best just for the crack factor :D

Date: 2008-08-22 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
See my thoughts exactly. Dean is of course making the news and being like the hockey version of Britney Spears, and Sam is like...yeah, that's my brother.

Date: 2008-08-22 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hkath.livejournal.com
HAHA, YES. Sam is really the better player but no one really notices because he's not flashy, and people don't make the connection that they're brothers right away. Like, the guys on his team call him Winchester for half a year before anyone even bothers to ask jokingly if they're related. :D

Date: 2008-08-22 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
And are like rivals? I mean I was figuring I would put them on the same team, but rivals could be really hot.

Date: 2008-08-22 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hkath.livejournal.com
What if they started out rivals and then Dean got traded to Sam's team... to Sam's great discomfort and embarrassment? :D

Date: 2008-08-21 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ifyouweremine.livejournal.com
J2 MIGHTY DUCKS AU YESSSSSSS

Date: 2008-08-22 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
I CAN'T DECIDE!

Date: 2008-08-21 04:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] spinfrog.livejournal.com
I vote for Winchester hockey family business! *___*

(But the other one sounds just as awesome, btw)

Date: 2008-08-22 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
Thank you! It's good to know you'll enable me, whatever craziness I do.

Date: 2008-08-21 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cerberos.livejournal.com
I read the entire post, but I don't know that I could really focus on anything beyond the fact that you bought a GOLD laptop. I demand a picture or a link.

Date: 2008-08-22 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
It's slightly more complicated than that. It's not like I sat down and said, AHAH, which of these models come in gold. No, it was me going to like 8 different Fry's stores that swore they had the blue and the silver models in, ONLY TO FIND THAT THEY ONLY HAD PINK AND GOLD.

A pink laptop, is just too much. At least with this one I can pretend it's actually a transformer!

Date: 2008-08-22 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cerberos.livejournal.com
Transformers: Manly laptops in disguise!

Date: 2008-08-22 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-reaction.livejournal.com
*shoves you*

Date: 2008-08-21 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smidgy06.livejournal.com
Jared+Jensen+Hockey = SO MUCH WIN.

Date: 2008-08-22 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smidgy06.livejournal.com
Alas, I am factual.

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