Well, I have no excuse

[sweetprince]

When I left the house today I did not expect to return with mojito mix and a gold laptop. But alas, I did exactly that. It's a classy sort of thing, more of a Honda Element blonde champagne kind of deal, but still, GOLD.

I have been playing around with two ideas. Well, really they're the same idea, but could be expressed in two different ways. The first was a J2 AU of The Mighty Ducks D3, with like, boarding school, and Jensen on the team, being slightly bi-curious, and Charlie being his straight and long-suffering best friend, and Jared being that one hot senior on varsity who wasn't an asshole. AGE-FUCKERY, I know. Would that make Jensen the lone girl on the team, or would it make him the lone Duck who made it to varsity, I KNOW NOT THE ANSWER. (I'm sure dontyouwaitup is tired of hearing about this by now).

And the second aspect of this same idea was pile-driven into my skull when my mom and I went rollerblading around Stanford Campus (a campus which is pretty ideal for it, unlike my own school which drives me nuts when I'm trying to get to class, ANYWAY), and discussing the lamentable fact that fewer and fewer companies are making women's skates. Anyway, I thought what if the family business was Hockey? And John Winchester was on the 1980 Olympic team and Dean and Sam were both in PeeWee and then sent off to Canada to be really serious about it, and they're like "Oh Sam, you can go off to college on Hockey scholarship" and then they realize he's heading off to Stanford, middle finger to the law, to like...learn art history.

I would totally write both of them if I had the attention span.

Comments

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

OMG. Both totally AWESOME ideas. :D:D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Hahah! YOU ARE NO HELP AT ALL!

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

But wheeeere does Emilio Estevez show up?

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Ah ah ah! Someone doesn't remember D3 all that well, he's barely in that one!

[smidgy06.livejournal.com]

Emilio shows up and is all drunk and bitter and he's in the locker room with Jensen and yadda yadda tapes Jensen's ass cheeks together and bkah blah blah, Jared's there helping him and in conclusion RIMMING.

... could maybe be in the story. :p

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE IT! SAVE ME THE TROUBLE!

[smidgy06.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT THINK SO.

[rei-c.livejournal.com]

HOCKEEEEEEEEEEEY.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* YES WELL, WHICH ONE SHOULD I WRITE, GENIUS!

[rei-c.livejournal.com]

OKAY. So while I REALLY LIKE Jared-as-the-only-varsity-player-who-isn't-an-ass-AGE-FUCKERY, I have to admit, Dean as the hockey Britney with Sam studying art history? Just kind of makes me WARM GOO. Because then John disappears and this other coach comes in (Bobby!) and Sam gets called up for the team and he has to practice to get back in shape but he's secretly been playing hockey THE ENTIRE TIME and it doesn't take too long and Dean is all 'THAT'S MY BROTHER' and they WIN THE GOLD and John comes back and is like, 'That was my PLAN, HAHAHAHAHA' and oh my I should stop there.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Well, I figure I would actually have him die, and have Dean be like, THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED SAM, and have Sam be like I FINALLY GOT MY TEETH FIXED. I'M NOT COMING BACK!

[rei-c.livejournal.com]

I FINALLY GOT MY TEETH FIXED. I'M NOT COMING BACK!

Dean: BUT WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?

Sam: I JUST. GOT. MY TEETH. FIXED.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

and Dean and Sam were both in PeeWee and then sent off to Canada to be really serious about it,

AHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA*wheeze*HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!11ONE

DO EET!!!! DOOOOOOOO EET! YOUR GOLD LAPTOP IS A SIGN OF JOHN'S OLYMPIC GOLD HOCKEY FU, CLEARLY.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I sense mocking in there. SOMEWHERE.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

Dude. I do not mock. When hockey is involved.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, gold laptop! *bows reverently*

I love both those ideas. I'd rush to read both of them! But I think I like the second one best just for the crack factor :D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

See my thoughts exactly. Dean is of course making the news and being like the hockey version of Britney Spears, and Sam is like...yeah, that's my brother.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

HAHA, YES. Sam is really the better player but no one really notices because he's not flashy, and people don't make the connection that they're brothers right away. Like, the guys on his team call him Winchester for half a year before anyone even bothers to ask jokingly if they're related. :D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

And are like rivals? I mean I was figuring I would put them on the same team, but rivals could be really hot.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

What if they started out rivals and then Dean got traded to Sam's team... to Sam's great discomfort and embarrassment? :D

[ifyouweremine.livejournal.com]

J2 MIGHTY DUCKS AU YESSSSSSS

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T DECIDE!

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

I vote for Winchester hockey family business! *___*

(But the other one sounds just as awesome, btw)

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It's good to know you'll enable me, whatever craziness I do.

[cerberos.livejournal.com]

I read the entire post, but I don't know that I could really focus on anything beyond the fact that you bought a GOLD laptop. I demand a picture or a link.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

It's slightly more complicated than that. It's not like I sat down and said, AHAH, which of these models come in gold. No, it was me going to like 8 different Fry's stores that swore they had the blue and the silver models in, ONLY TO FIND THAT THEY ONLY HAD PINK AND GOLD.

A pink laptop, is just too much. At least with this one I can pretend it's actually a transformer!

[cerberos.livejournal.com]

Transformers: Manly laptops in disguise!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

*shoves you*

[smidgy06.livejournal.com]

Jared+Jensen+Hockey = SO MUCH WIN.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Hah! You're easy!

[smidgy06.livejournal.com]

Alas, I am factual.