Full Frontal Nerdity

Title: The Craziest Thing
Author: dark_reaction
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: This is the thinnest freakin' premise on the planet
Word Count: 12,088
Summary: Sam and Dean find themselves de-aged back to 18. The only solution anybody seems to have is to go back to high school.
Notes: This is for arlad who likes high school and college AUs. I figured since I'd written my fair share of those, I'd write this here farce where Sam and Dean are back in high school under duress. Much thanks to memphis86, ignited, and cerberos and everybody else who helped in the planning process. If you gave me a prompt, check to see how I used it.

( They are growing apart. And maybe that is healthy—to not be so frantically wrapped up in each other, but Sam is hard-pressed to say it’s better. )

Dearest Flist,

After my lovely twinsen ackles, memphis86 introduced me to the beautiful, amazing world of WET, HOT, AMERICAN SUMMER I believe I MUST write this as a RPS AU. Mckinley and Ben will obviously be Jensen and Jared, Chad will play Coop and Gene will be Jeffery Dean Morgan in a sexy half shirt. How I long to be the fridge that he humps...

I have 23,782 words of my Wincest Gremlins AU (WINCESTLINS FTW!!) Although it pained me to give Sam the perm from hell, it was totally worth it. Gizmo!Dean will be magically tranformed back into a human through the magical healing power of Samen (that's me being too lazy to say Sammy's semen, so I'm abbreviating it, please feel free to use that term as much as possible). If you would like a taste, please comment with capslock and cat macros and maybe I'll show you my sketches of Gizmo!Dean in Sammy's backpack, complete with kickin' 80's perm-Sammy.

Also, Memphis' house smells like butter, IT IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS. It's like she lives in a warm, pillsbury biscuit!! I AM SO JEALOUS OF HER STYLE.

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If you do not vote in this poll, I will shoot a puppy. Please, think of the puppies.

ETA: THAT WAS memphis86, THERE WILL BE NO WINCESTLINS.

Title: It Isn't Working 'til It Is
Disclaimer: Never happened, of that I can be downright sure.
Summary: Jared has a shot at starting quarterback on the football team when it all comes crashing down on him. Suddenly the entire world thinks he's gay, and his parents solution is to send him off to a gay conversion camp. Mad hijinks and one Jensen Ackles ensues.
Pairing: J²
Chapters: 2/2
Rating: NC-17
Notes: This is based around "But I'm A Cheerleader" and was inspired by smidgy06. Thank you for betaing and waiting so long. Also thank you to torturemysoul for audiencing and handholding and not hitting me over the head when I got too annoying.

Part 1

( At lunch he watched the other boy dig into a ripe peach with a single-minded pleasure that Jared only knew when he was directing plays on the field. His eyes were half-lidded and the juice dripped down his hand and over his wrist. Jared watched, eyes wide as Jensen’s tongue darted out between his lips, swiping across his pulse-point, thoroughly lapping all the juice up. )