Fondling my sweaters

[sweetprince]

Dearest Flist,

After my lovely twinsen ackles, memphis86 introduced me to the beautiful, amazing world of WET, HOT, AMERICAN SUMMER I believe I MUST write this as a RPS AU. Mckinley and Ben will obviously be Jensen and Jared, Chad will play Coop and Gene will be Jeffery Dean Morgan in a sexy half shirt. How I long to be the fridge that he humps...

I have 23,782 words of my Wincest Gremlins AU (WINCESTLINS FTW!!) Although it pained me to give Sam the perm from hell, it was totally worth it. Gizmo!Dean will be magically tranformed back into a human through the magical healing power of Samen (that's me being too lazy to say Sammy's semen, so I'm abbreviating it, please feel free to use that term as much as possible). If you would like a taste, please comment with capslock and cat macros and maybe I'll show you my sketches of Gizmo!Dean in Sammy's backpack, complete with kickin' 80's perm-Sammy.

Also, Memphis' house smells like butter, IT IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS. It's like she lives in a warm, pillsbury biscuit!! I AM SO JEALOUS OF HER STYLE.

[Poll #1170249]

If you do not vote in this poll, I will shoot a puppy. Please, think of the puppies.

ETA: THAT WAS memphis86, THERE WILL BE NO WINCESTLINS.

Comments

[causeways.livejournal.com]

I SHOULD HAVE JUST PICKED EVERY OPTION EVER.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

EPIC FAIL. NOW YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR WINCESTLINS. ONLY HANNAH MONTANNA J2 AU.

[causeways.livejournal.com]

THAT'S OKAY, I'LL TAKE THAT TOO.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT! JENSEN IS SO HOT WHEN HE'S A 15 YEAR OLD POP STAR. JARED WILL BE HIS NAKED BODYGAURD.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

All right bitches, stop playing around with my lj.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

WHO ARE YOU?!

[karmicunderpath.livejournal.com]

LOL DOES THIS PLEASE YOU MA PRETTEH?!
(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v240/karmicunderpath/macros/?action=view&current=bring-me-solo-and-the-wookiee-they-.jpg)

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

IT PLEASES AND SPARKLES!

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

SUNSHINE!

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

I appreciate all the HANNAH.

Also? hgskjds STOP LOSS OMG. With the bleeding and the bruising and the fucking HUMPING IN A GRAVEYARD. !!!!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

That shot of Ryan's ASS! OH MAN!

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

STOP LYING, THE WINCESTLINS WILL FALL FROM THE SKY LIKE FURRY, INCESTY, EMO!RAINDROPS.

[rejeneration.livejournal.com]

Why do I have a mental image of it raining sexy tribbles now? I need help.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

You need to somehow give ME that image.

*schmoogles*

[ignited.livejournal.com]

*_*

...so much joy. And furries, apparently.

Except now I can only think of the milkshake scene with Evil!Sam. Oooh. THROWING BALLS AT DEAN. IT'S A METAPHOR. MAYBE.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* Oh, memphis86, why do you do these things to me.

Milk shakes are good stuff.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

Mmmm, now I want Pinkberry...

[ifyouweremine.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure Dean has wet dreams about living in a biscuit house. It would be the cumulation of all his hopes and dreams! Except, you know. With the addition of incestuous buttsecks.

AHAHAHA, is it wrong that I didn't need a translation for "Samen"? My brain went there with no prompting at all. #facepalm#

I think Gizmo!Dean runs the risk of killing fandom with awesome, but I say bring it on!!!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Noo, I swore I would never write it, I used it to threaten people if they didn't participate in my poll, and for some BIZARRE reason, everybody thought it was brilliant! *goes off and cries*.

Is okay, when I read her hack, my head did the same thing.

[rejeneration.livejournal.com]

SAVE THE PUPPIES. That's action item 1.

2. OMG, YOU GUYS ARE NUTS, and I love you both.

3. It really _is_ snowing. FUCKING!!! -shakes fist-

4. SAMENSAMENSAMEN.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

*dances* I'm pretty awesome, I don't know about that nashville69 character.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

I am disturbed and frightened (especially by Hannah Montana which should NEVER be mentioned in the same post as Wincest; it's like a RULE or something!!!11!ONEONE!) but all the same:

KITTEH ANTICHRIST!!!!!!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

It's because I like Miley Whorus's song "See You Again" and memphis86 cannot handle it.

[causeways.livejournal.com]

AHAHA XTINE THAT IS THE BEST EVER.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, thank you! It's my favourite. Also, RPSficindor? Total win. I cans be in that house, plz???