Full Frontal Nerdity

Dearest Flist,

After my lovely twinsen ackles, memphis86 introduced me to the beautiful, amazing world of WET, HOT, AMERICAN SUMMER I believe I MUST write this as a RPS AU. Mckinley and Ben will obviously be Jensen and Jared, Chad will play Coop and Gene will be Jeffery Dean Morgan in a sexy half shirt. How I long to be the fridge that he humps...

I have 23,782 words of my Wincest Gremlins AU (WINCESTLINS FTW!!) Although it pained me to give Sam the perm from hell, it was totally worth it. Gizmo!Dean will be magically tranformed back into a human through the magical healing power of Samen (that's me being too lazy to say Sammy's semen, so I'm abbreviating it, please feel free to use that term as much as possible). If you would like a taste, please comment with capslock and cat macros and maybe I'll show you my sketches of Gizmo!Dean in Sammy's backpack, complete with kickin' 80's perm-Sammy.

Also, Memphis' house smells like butter, IT IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS. It's like she lives in a warm, pillsbury biscuit!! I AM SO JEALOUS OF HER STYLE.

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If you do not vote in this poll, I will shoot a puppy. Please, think of the puppies.

ETA: THAT WAS memphis86, THERE WILL BE NO WINCESTLINS.