Full Frontal Nerdity

In the last 48 hours, a bajillion and six fic ideas were slung at me. And because I have to write all of those time stamps (read it: 3), I've devised a poll so that you can help me figure it out. Notice, Wincest!Gremlins is NOT an option.

[Poll #1170458]

This poll is actually the metaphor for my excellent weekend. Yes, really. And all the wine coolers I consumed.

Title: An Unmade Bed (or five guys Sam fucked before Dean)
Disclaimer: Yeah, not mine. Kripke and I don't see the same things when we look at his characters.
Summary: A story of Samuel Winchester’s Gay Sexual History, and how Dean, a minor but important character, became a hero in the final chapter.
Pairing: Wincest, Sam/MCFW (by which I mean Male Characters From other Works)
Chapters: 3/3
Rating: NC-17
Acknowledgements: Thank you to nomelon for dutifully setting me straight when I was going off course, and also to balefully for making sure that this story was worth reading. Thanks also goes to everybody who participated on the poll to see who Sam should sleep with. I guess you'll just have to read it to see what I did with the results.

Part One
Part Two
( part three )

Title: An Unmade Bed (or five guys Sam fucked before Dean)
Disclaimer: Yeah, not mine. Kripke and I don't see the same things when we look at his characters.
Summary: A story of Samuel Winchester’s Gay Sexual History, and how Dean, a minor but important character, became a hero in the final chapter.
Pairing: Wincest, Sam/MCFW (by which I mean Male Characters From other Works)
Chapters: 1/3
Rating: NC-17
Acknowledgements: Thank you to nomelon for dutifully setting me straight when I was going off course, and also to balefully for making sure that this story was worth reading. Thanks also goes to everybody who participated on the poll to see who Sam should sleep with. I guess you'll just have to read it to see what I did with the results.


( If you pull it apart and the knot comes out, someone’s thinking of you, Sam had instructed when they were living in Tacoma, two weeks before Dean’s fifteenth birthday. Dean tugged on both ends of the straw wrapper and the knot slid out. )

Title: Hiding Behind The God Given Face
Disclaimer: I am claiming no ownership of the Winchesters.
Summary: Sam gets possessed by the spirit of a girl who had a crush on Dean back during his high school days. Unfortunately, she won't leave Sam's body unless Dean kisses her.
Pairing: Wincest
Chapters: 1/2
Genre: first time
Rating: NC-17
Acknowledgements: This story started as a whacky idea between immoralilly and myself. We were trying to come up with a way that wincest could actually be portrayed in the show. Somehow this smacked me upside the head and became a little less than whacky. And er...probably a little less than portrayble on the show too.

( She sighs and falls back on Dean’s bed, careful to keep Sam’s shoes off the comforter. “It’s my unfinished business,” she tells him like that’s all there is to it. )

poninepontmercy asked for the Boys in the Victorian Era. You know, tophats and the like. But my period is actually the Regency. DUDE, TIGHT TROUSERS! BOOTS! MR. DARCY! Seriously, what more could one ask for? So I er, fudged it a little. Kaley, don't kill me, they have collar points and weskets on! It's amazing.

( I've really been taking this whole through the eras thing seriously! )

Title: Notional
Disclaimer: I am claiming no ownership.
Summary: Dean as a girl is almost nothing like Dean as a boy.
Pairing: Wincest
Chapters: 1/1
Genre: genderswap
Rating: NC-17
Acknowledgements: Thanks go out to Misha, Kaley, and of course, Dean Twinchester, memphis86 for beta-ing this, despite the fact that it was her birthday present.
Notes: This is like the porniest thing I've ever written. Not even kidding.

( It hit him then that Dean really was a girl, he wasn’t just hiding in some costume. He’d got the hormones and brain patterns and behaviors along with the long hair and softer jaw and cinched waist. )

Title: Repeat it (Until You Get It Right)
Disclaimer: These characters aren't mine. If they were we all know the show would be very different.
Summary: Dean and Sam have been given a second chance to recover from their mistakes in their past lives, but some things are too ingrained, and playing a hand with all the cards dealt against you is a tough game.
Pairing: Wincest
Chapters: 4/5
Genre: past-lives!fic
Rating: NC-17
Acknowledgements: Thank you to bungee and to mein twin, memphis86, for looking this over.
Notes: Sanderides is Sam's past life version and Alexion is Dean's past life version. This chapter is divided into two parts for length.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3

( Dean’s mouth pulled into a smirk, and he ran elevator eyes down Sam’s lanky coltish body, lingering on Sam’s fisted hand resting on the table. )

Title: All of Five Minutes
Disclaimer: I'm not clever enough for these things. I don't own it. Kripke doesn't look at his characters and see the same things I do.
Summary: After the Bloody Mary incident, Charlie still thinks of Sam.
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: R
Notes: I couldn't remember Charlie's boyfriend's name, if he even had one, so now he's called Evan. Also, mad love for memphis86 who betaed this on the spur of the moment despite having to deal with awful parents with a huge sense of entitlement.

( In the space between waking and sleep, when her thoughts wander beyond her control, she imagines him often. )

So notthequiettype thought Dean as Fonzi and Sam in glasses would be hot and I needed something to draw. And really, Greaser-era Supernatural? How could that not be awesome. SOIDIDIT.

( I rather like this art bug that has grabbed me up )

I've been having a shit couple of days in the sense that I've not been feeling well, and I haven't been able to make myself run. I'm desperately frightened that I'm going to gain ten pounds as the result of missing a day. Eeek.

Title: Stopped At the Crossroads
Disclaimer: I am taking SPN on this truly twisty road. I'm sure Kripke would not approve. But since I'm not making money off of it, or claiming to be him, he'll just have to deal.
Summary: There are no demons, only night terrors. There are no funerals, only family in-fighting. What would Sam and Dean be like in a world without demons?
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: PG-13
Notes: I don't really know where this came from. I'm just thankful for memphis86 for supporting me and letting me be kooky, and then later beta-ing. And torturemysoul, thank you for not letting me jumping off the deep end.

( Sam stopped going to confession when he was thirteen, anger at God for not taking the fear and pain and rage of the night terrors away forcing all of his faith out. Nothing, not even the righteous wrath of John Winchester, could make him sit inside that booth next to Father Gray. )