Full Frontal Nerdity

Title: Imagine A Figure Eight
Author: dark_reaction
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Michael!Dean/Lucifer!Sam
Word Count: 1,364
Rating: R
Summary: In order to stop Lucifer and the apocalypse, Michael thrusts them both outside time.
Notes: This was written for killer_fiend in my ficbit free-for-all. I expanded it a little.

( The only sound in this place, beyond that of their voices, is the steady pounding of Michael's hammer. )

So currently, I have at least three fics in the works. One for ignited, a certain sequel for memphis86, and one random one that walkawayslowly might've inspired me to start writing again. I refer to them in the vaguest terms, because I suffer from the delusion that surprise makes everything better.

And then I'm in the process of finishing that meme. I SWEAR I AM, it's just that one of the fics is causing me trouble, because usually when I cut shit out, it's because it's self-indulgent and like, me going LOOK HOW MUCH I KNOW ABOUT AGGRAVATED ASSAULT AND ARCHAIC CUSTOMS IN NORTHUMBERLAND.

But I digress, you see for Misha's birthday we watched the Lost Boys and I remembered that random awful crossover fic I started forever ago...and then I was like MMMM, CROSSOVER, MORE NEW PEOPLE TO GAWK AND THE SAM/DEAN LOVE.

[Poll #1346272]

ETA: before you get any bright ideas, WINCESTLINS DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST.

Oh man it's so cold. I've taken to laying my clothing across the radiators so that when I put it on I won't freeze. I'm really struggling with my spn_j2_xmas. Apparently the only things I can write about these days are pretentious whores.

There are times I want to just write a fandom Mulligan Stew where all my fandoms collide. Like it could be set in Terminator's post apocalyptic world, where John Connor is secretly the son of King Arthur via some crazy wonkiness a la The Dark Is Rising and Rodney is the lead scientist working to defeat Skynet and John is able to win over the machines with his amazing Atlantis gene.

And the CSI:NY team is there, old and graying, but generally kicking ass. And Stella reminds John of his mother. Flack's blue eyes are still formidable despite his age.

And of course Sam and Dean are there, ageless, and quietly bitter that they fended off one apocalypse only to have humans engineer a whole new one.

And Betty is there making empanadas and quietly organizing everything so that people don't go insane. They have Cinco De Mayo and Day of the Dead celebrations in their underground bunkers. She may or may not be the common law wife of Daniel who has been given new life as a scary resistance fighter.

Fraser is quietly awesome, Ray at his side, still telling inuit stories.

Everybody will make jokes because the resistance fighters are all gay for each other (given my preponderance of slash pairings).

I guess the question is, HOW DO I WORK STAR WARS IN?

As much as I love Sarah Connor Chronicles, I really hope that T4 throws it out the fucking window, or like, retcons the shit out of it. Because honestly, this entire jumping forward from 1997 to 2007 craziness--CLEARLY ONLY SO YOU COULD HAVE MODERN CONVENIENCES.
Ahem.

On to the first set of drabbles. *cough* First set. Sigh. I don't suppose anybody wants me to drabble about Summer Glau!Cameron sexing it up with Christian Bale!John Connor?

( Jared/Jensen, Speeding Cars for fleshflutter )


( Sixteen Candles, Jake/Samantha, house for azephirin )

( Sam/Dean, candles for memphis86 )

I was doing my horror film reading and came across this:

"The hero is short, unattractive, unpopular, and so, in a symbolic sense, castrated. But even as the enfeebled hero of the film, he still has the power of vision. It is only with the help of a more perfect male(one who is tall, handsome, and in control) that he is able to triumph over evil and to fulfill the hero function of the film."

I could just see Sam dragging Dean to a bookstore to pick up some novel he can't be without, and Dean goes to the horror section, and decides if he's stuck reading it might as well be American Horror, and then he gets to that passage, and is glaring at Sam and being grumpy and stuffing his face full of junk, and Sam has to give him like 80 blowjobs to prove his un-castration-ness and sign a written statement saying Dean is not short.

The other day I was waiting for my boss for two hours, and all I had with me was work, and I got really burned out, so I started writing more of these "personal canon" things.

( Does Sam like American Apparel or Gap better? )

My boss was, in fact, so late, that I moved on to other fandom canons I held.

( What are the power dynamics between Mal and Simon? )

( What was Obi-Wan's first choice color for his lightsaber? )

Hoowie, I had to keep retyping these because my computer was determined to get the better of me. Now I'm going to go see azephirin.

Title: This Space Will Never Get Tired of You
Disclaimer: Supernatural is owned by a bunch of heartless network suits.
Summary: Sam and Dean's first time after Sam's integration. Immediately follows the events of This Is The Sun Gone Down.
Pairing: Wincest
Word Count: 2300
Rating: NC/17
Notes: balefully requested this timestamp, so this one's for her. I hope you like it, darling.

( Sam leans back, lets Dean shrug his own jacket and shirt aside before raising up to tear Sam’s shirt away from his body. Sam laughs, color arcing back across his cheeks, head bowed bashfully, and Dean wants it all. )

So this is how it went...I woke up this morning, stressed out alot, stressed out some more, avoided the Queer Peers Coordinator's calls, did laundry, stressed out, set up for the social, had the social, spazzed out, walked to the train station, witnessed drug deal, got on train, tried not to faint when diabetic bitch boy hauling on bud did blood test in my face, got off at Grand Central, walked through the terminal, and then...

THERE SHE WAS, I recognized her on sight, my darlingest Dean Twinchester, memphis86. We had brilliant asian fusion food and had trouble with the math, and the walking and the strand bookstore. So we went to Barnes & Noble and got it into our heads to buy the Supernatural novelization. It was quite a trek, and I'm sure we alienated half the bookstore.

Memfishy shouting "JARED AND JENSEN BUTTSEX FOREVER" tends to do that to people. After that it was Starbucks, a short role as Drugstore Cowboy, and bubble tea.

And now here we are. Watching Camp. Of course. With the turtle going crazy.

So first Ugly Betty was a little disappointing, but then there was Supernatural...

( Lauren's thoughts on Hollywood Babylon--Spoilers below the cut )

Title: And Through The Darkness, Light
Disclaimer: NO. NO. NO. I do not own Underworld, Supernatural, or Werewolf: the Apocalypse, anybody who tells you otherwise is a fool and a liar.
Summary: Vampires and werewolves have waged a nocturnal war against each other for centuries. But all bets are off when a vampire warrior named Dean, who's famous for his strength and werewolf-hunting prowess, becomes smitten with Sam, who the werewolves place a vital importance on. Supernatural/Underworld Crossover
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Chapters: 1/3
Genre: AU, SPN/Underworld Xover
Rating: R (in this chapter)
Acknowledgements: Thank you albydarned, thothali, and whimsicalwonder for betaing. Special thanks go to Alby, for getting it back so fast and inspiring me to write this in the first place.
Notes: This is the first part of three, all of them are already finished, they'll be released as fast as they can be betaed.

( As he took stock of the bustling platform he locked eyes with the tall young man from before. For a moment, he couldn’t look away, all he saw was catlike hazel eyes and the long column of his throat. )