I'm all about the relationshps

[sweetprince]

So currently, I have at least three fics in the works. One for ignited, a certain sequel for memphis86, and one random one that walkawayslowly might've inspired me to start writing again. I refer to them in the vaguest terms, because I suffer from the delusion that surprise makes everything better.

And then I'm in the process of finishing that meme. I SWEAR I AM, it's just that one of the fics is causing me trouble, because usually when I cut shit out, it's because it's self-indulgent and like, me going LOOK HOW MUCH I KNOW ABOUT AGGRAVATED ASSAULT AND ARCHAIC CUSTOMS IN NORTHUMBERLAND.

But I digress, you see for Misha's birthday we watched the Lost Boys and I remembered that random awful crossover fic I started forever ago...and then I was like MMMM, CROSSOVER, MORE NEW PEOPLE TO GAWK AND THE SAM/DEAN LOVE.

[Poll #1346272]

ETA: before you get any bright ideas, WINCESTLINS DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST.

Comments

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

GIVE DEAN A CHAINSAW HAND :D :D :D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Well, it would be a crossover, so Ash would have the chainsaw.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Pfft.

Okay but can Sam have the creepy babydoll voice and wear a pink nightshirt?? ;D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

See, Stef and I thought that Dean should be the dancer Ash gave the necklace to and then Sam would arrive on the scene, too late to save his brother, and find him doing pirouettes out in the yard, juggling his head while Ash screamed for his hand back.

Sam: (in her words) HERE, TAKE THIS COMPLIMENTARY TIN FOIL HAND.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Stef obviously had her cold, roboty insides set to the wrong polarity. Obviously Sam has the long dancer legs in the family. Dean can be bowlegged by the trees.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

WELL, I said that we thought, BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MY IDEA, SO DON'T GO ACUSIN' HER OF NOTHING.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I accuse her of EVERYTHING Lauren, YOU CANNOT TRUST CYLONS.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Subterfuge: no longer really a part of their game. Watch BSG and you'd know.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmeh, but it interferes with my very busy not-watching-BSG schedule.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

You will probably like life more if you don't watch BSG. As much as I love it, it does psycho things to people.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

LAUREN I GET TO HAVE YOU ON FRIDAY. This is why I like life. :D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I think we should change that icon to, ONLY ALLOWED TO USE FOR LAUREN ICON. Yes.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHHAHA if you want to stick that text on it, I'd use it.

P.S. YOUR ETA MAKES MY SOUL WEEEEEEEEP, you should have a Gizmo side-by-side with Sam/Dean icon with an X through it for me. D:

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I was just taking protecting myself, you see! I've walked into the Wincestlins trap SO MANY TIMES.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

It's hard to avoid them, since they are tiny and carry a sawed-off filled with rocksalt.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

NO. THEY DON'T EXIST. JUST GIZMO AND HIS GAY PINK CAR AND STRIPE KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF BILLY WITH...TENNIS BALLS.

[keepaofthecheez.livejournal.com]

Supernatural and BSG--where Sam and Dean are the pairing and not Dean and half BSG's hottie crew

ahahaha I ADORE YOU.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Seriously, whenever it pops up on delicious, I'm always like REALLY? I mean these people are all crazy and religious, Kara thinks divorce is a sin. I'm not sure how well homosexuality would fly.

And Helo is off limits anyway. EVERYBODY should know this.

[keepaofthecheez.livejournal.com]

But it's TEH DEAN. THE LITTLE BLACK DRESS OF THE UNIVERSE. He transcends all sexual orientation.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Dean-is-slut-who-will-sleep-with-anything-and-has-absolutely-no-compunctions-about-fucking-men: more ridiculous than people who have Jensen refer to Jared as JARE in fic.

[keepaofthecheez.livejournal.com]

Mooooore ridiculous than JENSEN BEING A PLATINUM-HAIRED DIVA. Ahaha. My fandom passive-aggresiva, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.

HE ISN'T BLOND. FULL STOP.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

But he is a cockslut and can fit the tailpipe of the impala down his throat. Took some practice. But I know it's true.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

... I think I read that fic.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

That's cuz you read everything I write. DID YOU LIKE THE PART WHERE JARED PULLED UP A LAWN-CHAIR AND A BOWL OF POPCORN, AND TOOK PHOTOS WITH HIS IPHONE?

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

OMFG EVERYONE KNOWS SAMJARED HAS A BLACKBERRY PINK PEARL. YOU WRITE THE CRAZIEST AU'S.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

*dies of laughter* I am sorry, I have ceased to be able to come up with clever responses. I HAVE THEREFORE ASCERTAINED THAT YOU ARE A RUINER.

JARE AND HIS BLOND COCKSLUT TAILPIPE-SWALLOWING TWINK ARE CRYING DISTINGUISHED MANTEARS.

[keepaofthecheez.livejournal.com]

SORRY I JUST SAW YOUR MOODTHEME IS GILBERT.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Well, Anne of Green Gables, to be exact. He features fairly prominently.

[ignited.livejournal.com]

WHHYYYY MUST YOU COME UP WITH THESE CROSSOVERS. NOW I WANT MORE. Er. Well, 21JS besides Evil Dead. So. NOW I HAVE TWO ADDITIONAL THINGS TO BUG YOU WITH.

It's a problem, Lauren. There's capslock now. Pfft, surprise makes EVERYTHING better, don't hate on the surprising.

It is early and I am insaaaaane. Need moar coffee.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Except you already know half the surprise. SO...problem.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

SUPERNATURAL AND THE PRINCESS BRIDE, DUDE. Lol, sorry, I was watching that movie again yesterday and remembering what a hottie Westley was. *laughs*

[dangomango.livejournal.com]

I'm delurking to say OMG YES PLEASE.

Although who would be Westley!?

....I think they would BOTH be Westley, oh yeah. *enjoying the mental images*

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Uh, crossovers, not aus.

[dangomango.livejournal.com]

Ah, my bad.

Well, now I'm thinking of a Sam/Dean/Westley threesome, or maybe a foursome because Buttercup was HOT.

I enjoy my brain. *g*

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Oh Cary Elwes, for a short period of time, you were the most gorgeous thing to grace the earth.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

He was my very first movie star crush, as I recall. *sighs* Oh Cary, you did NOT age well.

[animeartistjo.livejournal.com]

I only recognize The Importance of Being Ernest of all those up there and I WANT. IT WOULD BE ROFL-FUNNY.

[lotuspaste.livejournal.com]

Oh no! BSG is so behind, I don't think it has a chance...sigh. Awesome poll idea btw, god I love crossovers.

[katomyte.livejournal.com]

seriously? real genius. FTW.

... because you *know* that Dean has the weird pickle dream too.

[walkawayslowly.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I inspired you to start writing something again? I'm kind of impressed with myself, since I can't remember how I did it. :D But yay! Writing! :DDD