MAKE THIS HAPPEN, YOU MUST, OR SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES, THERE WILL BE

[sweetprince]

God I've been posting a lot recently. And yet, here I am again. From the people who brought you Batman/ASkars and Sailor Moon!Dean comes a brilliant new idea:

Dean Winchester is JACK BLACK in School of Rock. No, seriously. How brilliant would that be? Dean is like a really awesome guitarist, but he's a total underachiever and he can't hold down a band or a job because of all the side hunting jobs he's doing. BUT THEN ONE DAY HE STEALS A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER JOB FROM HIS ROOMMATE CASTIEL AND OUR STORY IS BEGINS. Dean's not  really suited for the job. He doesn't care a wit for math, the kids already speak English, and the only thing he has to say about sailing the oceanblue in 1492 is LEIF ERICSON BITCHES. But he finds common ground when he realizes that the class is alarmingly good at music even if they keep playing this weird Bi-thoven guy!

Enter Sam, the uptight principal who is seven feet tall and dresses like he walked out of catalogue for old farty english professors. Dean totally thinks he has a stick up his ass. BUT when he gets him drunk and puts on Rush, a whole new, really effing hot side of Sam breaks out. And he kind of wants to fuck him. It's a problem, because he's always around Sam in the presence of like 28 school children. He still likes to play Telephone Line by ELO when Sam comes to visit the class, just to watch him shiver. And then shit happens, Dean technically kidnaps 28 school children and brings them to a bar. With alcohol and loose women.

But it's okay, because Dean is awesome. Somehow the story works out. It involves a daycare, and sex in the rain where everybody present is above the legal age, and a really bad band with a guy who used to be in RENT. Castiel decides to quit substitute teaching and join Dean in his daycare efforts. Sam will never stop wearing tweed pants.

Oh well. You can't have everything.
 

Admit it. memphis86  and I are geniues.

 

Comments

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU for finally giving an accurate measurement of Sam Winchester.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Castiel really needs a fucking chapstick. I'm like, coming out in makeup!artisty hives just looking at it.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

WE NEED A MANIP! There I said it in my own post.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

SRSLY. ROUND UP THE USUAL SUSPECTS!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

AND A MIX OF SONGS DEAN WOULD MAKE THE CLASS LEARN.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

OMG GET OUT OF MY HEAD. YOU'RE MY TWIN! YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Whenever the Chinatown comes around, I CANNOT HANDLE IT. I AM MADE A SOBBING PUDDLE AT THE BEAUTY.

Also, I want to figure out how to write this entire thing the way yoda talks. Why? Because it would make me feel better.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Surely there is an online Yoda-speak translator much like the Pirate and Snoop-Dogg ones. Just stick it through that. :D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Young Brock Kelly can be the guitar master. AND HE WILL TALK LIKE YODA.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

AKSJHLKDHSKLFHJ CAN HE HAVE A PURPLE LIGHTSABER OR WILL SAMUEL L. JACKSON HAVE TO CUT A BITCH?

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I'm just imagining little Brock Kelly. Dean has to save him from his evil Dad, and Sam sees the entire thing and is like I LOVE YOU DEAN WINCHESTER! And then he pops on his coke bottles and the moment passes. NO WONDER Dean never realizes how hot Sam is. (also in this version, Sam with a neck)

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I wholly endorse Sam having a neck. Can he also stick like, foreign pennies in his loafers because he is a secret coin collector and if the kids can guess the country where the currency is from, they get to keep it!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

GOD, MR. PROFESSOR SAM SIR! YOU REALLY ARE A FREAK.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

HE'S A SUPER FREAK. SUPER FREAK. SUPER FREAAAAKY!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

YEAH, WHERE'S MY MIX, YOU WHORE!

[vampirefan.livejournal.com]

omg! *that* would be awesome!!!!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

New topic: I suggest the roll of the drummer be played by a young Chad Michael Murray whom Dean will constantly forget the name of, like her? Anne Veal on Arrested Development.

Any other stunt!castings?

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

HE IS TOTALLY THE DRUMMER KID WITH THE RAGE PROBLEM!

Dean: YOU BRAD! YOU LIKE TO HIT THINGS, CORRECT?
Chad: My name is Chad! AND YES, I LIKE TO FUCK SHIT UP.
Dean: Right, Tad! I PRESENT YOU WITH GREAT JOY THIS DRUM KIT! USE IT WELL.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

ANGER LEADS TO HATE, HATE LEADS TO SUFFERING, AND DID YOU EVER SEE SPINAL TAP? THAT TOO. YOU WILL DIE. MANY TIMES.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

DON'T FORGET THE HERP!

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I mean, Chad + Spinal Tap. That is like, seriously viral. He'll have figured out how to make the disease AIRBORNE.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

It'll be like Hepatitis and they'll keep naming new strains with different letter and by the time Chad graduates they will be on like Herpes Q.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

DEAN WILL BE SO PROUD. HERPES Q, IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS KID I TAUGHT! HIS NAME WAS RAD! OR WAD! OR BAD! YES, BAD! BAD MICHAEL MURRAY.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

IT'S AS HERPES AS THE PLAIN ON TAD'S WANG.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

UGH UGH. I'M LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS. THE PERSON ON THE ANONYMEME WHO SAID THEY WERE TIRED OF DOUCHEBAG!CHAD IS SIMPLY INCORRECT.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Needing more tags, this entry does. *waves little green muppet hand*

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

ahahah, just after I promised myself I would use actual tags. But the force of joke tags, it is strong in this one!

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

Sam will never stop wearing tweed pants.

I CALL BULLSHIT. Sam never wears pants AGAIN. *nods*

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Goodness. This must make his job as principal of a school very challenging.

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

FOR THE STUDENTS WHO CONSTANTLY WANT TO MOLEST HIS PEEEEEEEN.


Um. There may have been rather a lot of wine taken this evening. *koff*

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

*scrolls back up* Yeah, we had no excuse, hah.

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

I love you. I love you both.
I'd like to propose Sandy to be the manager of the band.
Also, I love you, in case that wasn't clear. I'm literally crying with joy, here.

[aqua-eyes.livejournal.com]

LOL!
...I would read that. ^^;

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Oh, lord. This is what you do after I go to bed? *facepalm*

[rosekay.livejournal.com]

Predictably, back in the Middle Ages, I went there. (http://rosekay.livejournal.com/73681.html) But you have better music and casting and also Brock Kelly.

[sundappled.livejournal.com]

Man, this version would have been so very, very much prettier than the original. Did I mention hotter, funnier and generally awesomer?

And I like the original.

Query: WHY ARE YOU AND memphis86 NOT IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING EVER.