Pity me, I am so cute and deserve love
Feb. 16th, 2009 04:19 pmYOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? LIFE! So in the second of my two writing classes this semester we were about to work shop this girl's gay porn (GOOD GAY PORN, I would post it on here for you if that wasn't totally unethical and also, I'd worry that you'd like it more than anything I could right and YOU KNOW, I AM JUST TOO NARCISSISTIC FOR THAT) and all of a sudden I got my period.
It was a like a wush. No, I'm not kidding. SOUND EFFECTS. And it was two weeks early and I ran to the bathroom and discovered blood ALL OVER MY THIGHS. So I ran back and was like "I AM NAUSEATED AND MUST LEAVE" and gave the girl my comments and ran back to my dorm before the entire world realized I'd sprung a leak.
NOW I KNOW WHY I'VE BEEN BEHAVING LIKE AN EMOTIONAL CRAZY FOR THE PAST WEEK, I was ovulating. Two weeks early. And now I'm attempting to write a J2 fic, a gay porn for my writing class of MY OWN, and that screenplay, and it all sucks. I can't get past he woke up on one, and he threw a frisbee on the other, and she changed her music on the third. I wish I could blame this on the ovulating, but I think it's more like screenwriting gave me the yips.
Also, random thought, more of you people need to talk to me. I have lost touch with some of you and absolutely do not know how to reverse this process.
nomelon, I'm looking at you. And if I have never talked to you online, NOW IS WHEN YOU SHOULD IM ME, because I need distraction. I'm about to claw my face off from the pain of my uterus.
It was a like a wush. No, I'm not kidding. SOUND EFFECTS. And it was two weeks early and I ran to the bathroom and discovered blood ALL OVER MY THIGHS. So I ran back and was like "I AM NAUSEATED AND MUST LEAVE" and gave the girl my comments and ran back to my dorm before the entire world realized I'd sprung a leak.
NOW I KNOW WHY I'VE BEEN BEHAVING LIKE AN EMOTIONAL CRAZY FOR THE PAST WEEK, I was ovulating. Two weeks early. And now I'm attempting to write a J2 fic, a gay porn for my writing class of MY OWN, and that screenplay, and it all sucks. I can't get past he woke up on one, and he threw a frisbee on the other, and she changed her music on the third. I wish I could blame this on the ovulating, but I think it's more like screenwriting gave me the yips.
Also, random thought, more of you people need to talk to me. I have lost touch with some of you and absolutely do not know how to reverse this process.
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