Full Frontal Nerdity

I don't listen to movie reviews. Not unless the movie looked like something I really didn't want to see, somebody tells me they must see it, and the papers say it's going to put me to sleep, and I need some leverage against them.

If I want to see a movie, usually nobody can tell me otherwise, because I figure I know what I like. I like big explosions, and fight scenes, and people tossing witty (yet ultimately empty) repartee at each other along with their grenades. Generally, the reviews don't agree with me over what makes a good action movie.

( ranty rant about people telling me what to watch )