Killing time till the Flo arrives

[sweetprince]

Last night I wanted to take a sautering iron to my shoulder. I'm not sure how well that would've gone, seeing as I'm not well-practiced in the art of sawing arms off. Let alone my own. Whenever I have body parts that are hurting me, my instict always seems to be to chop them off.

If I was a superhero, I'd probably be called "The giant sparkly sequin of doom" or possibly "Quotes movies incessantly girl." Who would you be?

Comments

Re: Another Fag Hag?

[poninepontmercy.livejournal.com]

I say, all of the above! Although we missed the Pride Parades last Sunday (at least I did). Not only did I lack money, I figured I had enough gay gays to break my heart. Now I see the folly of that! Super Fag Hag and Captian Fruit Fly must know every gay man in the world! No longer shall a man have to pretend he is single at his second cousin (twice removed)'s wedding! No longer shall plaid be worn with stripes! Onward I say!

Re: Another Fag Hag?

[lekkerstuk.livejournal.com]

Let the good fight begin!