Full Frontal Nerdity

I would fear you.

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tastyeyeliner.livejournal.com

as you should, darling.....as you should ;)

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=p I know how you feel with the wanting to chop your arms off. Sometimes I think I'd be better off minus my hands. Feel better soon, honey.

<3,
Super FagHag

(I'm serious- I got introduced to some of my friends' significant others this past week- always as "the fag hag." And then the sig. others nodded and said, "aaaah. Now I remember you talking about her.")

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Well you aren't alone. GAY BOY ARMIES, ASSEMBLE! We shall get them all back.

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I always had fag hag super-powers too, like navigating wine bars and upscale men's clothing boutiques with ease. But then my main gay swore off the f-word, declaring it offensive. I have since been demoted to "fruit fly." So I suppose I would be Captain Fruit Fly?

Honey, as far a your shoulder hurting, my sure-fire solution for any pain is to create a new, more persistent pain to distract myself. It is a very low-brow solution, but it seems to work. Eat too many Twizzlers until you have a belly-ache, slather on coconut oil and get a delicious sunburn, drink until your head hurts, exercise until every other muscle hurts. It all seems very infantile, but it somehow dilutes the pool of pain...and saves you from losing a limb. Or you can try Ben-Gay. I'm not really an expert. :)

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Maybe I should just enlist someone to give me a massage that might actually make it better.

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Are any of your friends chiropractors? That would be ideal.

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Nice to meet you, Captain Fruit Fly. My alter-ego/secret identity is inclined to agree with your main gay, but since her MGs still use the phrase, she figures it's okay for now.

=)

And I just talked to one of my MGs, and he figures that SFH is a great superhero for me. =p

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And what shall Super Fag Hag and Captain Fruit Fly do? Do we troll gay bars? Act as beards for formal and family functions? Or perhaps we can fight crime, like homophobia and bad outfits, with our wit and sarcasm? So many possibilities...

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Kaley does not have such a great vision, she would rather just discuss MEAT EATERS.

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I take offense at that! ...sort of. =p

On another note, I was watching Sex and the City tonight, the one where Samantha almost has a threesome with two VERY cute gay men, and was rooting for her the whole time. I was sad when they didn't go through with it- it would have validated my existence.

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I say, all of the above! Although we missed the Pride Parades last Sunday (at least I did). Not only did I lack money, I figured I had enough gay gays to break my heart. Now I see the folly of that! Super Fag Hag and Captian Fruit Fly must know every gay man in the world! No longer shall a man have to pretend he is single at his second cousin (twice removed)'s wedding! No longer shall plaid be worn with stripes! Onward I say!

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