Killing time till the Flo arrives

[sweetprince]

Last night I wanted to take a sautering iron to my shoulder. I'm not sure how well that would've gone, seeing as I'm not well-practiced in the art of sawing arms off. Let alone my own. Whenever I have body parts that are hurting me, my instict always seems to be to chop them off.

If I was a superhero, I'd probably be called "The giant sparkly sequin of doom" or possibly "Quotes movies incessantly girl." Who would you be?

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Dear Giant sparkly sequined superhero persona,

[poninepontmercy.livejournal.com]

=p I know how you feel with the wanting to chop your arms off. Sometimes I think I'd be better off minus my hands. Feel better soon, honey.

<3,
Super FagHag

(I'm serious- I got introduced to some of my friends' significant others this past week- always as "the fag hag." And then the sig. others nodded and said, "aaaah. Now I remember you talking about her.")

Re: Dear Giant sparkly sequined superhero persona,

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Well you aren't alone. GAY BOY ARMIES, ASSEMBLE! We shall get them all back.