*cough* I swear I'm not a mental patient

[sweetprince]

So torturemysoul and I are kind of nuts. When we go onto AIM, bad shit just happens. But at least it's hilariously weird bad shit!



dark_reaction: Now I shall make you beta my stories
dark_reaction: and I shall make them perfectly awful
dark_reaction: and you will sit there and cry
torturemysoul: ahahahahahaha
dark_reaction: and I will cackle and laugh
torturemysoul: *cry!*
dark_reaction: "Jensen waved his monster penis at Jared in the most enticing manner, Jared couldn't help but fall to his feet and begin suckling it"
dark_reaction: oh
torturemysoul: lmao
dark_reaction: I laugh at my own jokes
torturemysoul: omg lmao
torturemysoul: k sorry
torturemysoul: i was on the phone with my mom
torturemysoul: and i read that and died laughing
torturemysoul: and she was like, WHAT IS IT? WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
dark_reaction: oh god
dark_reaction: "Um...nothing mom"
torturemysoul: lol
torturemysoul: also, i love that you said "suckling"
dark_reaction: well sucking isn't gross
torturemysoul: best image EVER
dark_reaction: suckling?
dark_reaction: *CRINGES AND DIES*
torturemysoul: ahahahahahah!
dark_reaction: when people get suckled
dark_reaction: I want to kill myself
torturemysoul: ahahahahahaha
dark_reaction: now I'm imagining Jensen lassoing Jared with his dick
torturemysoul: lmfao aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
torturemysoul: omg
torturemysoul: that is so weird
torturemysoul: *clutches head*
dark_reaction: I was laughing at the image
dark_reaction: and MY mother thought I laughing at her
dark_reaction: so she contined with the really bad joke she was making
dark_reaction: and I can't be like
dark_reaction: oh no, I'm laughing at Jensen lassoing people with his penis
torturemysoul: *sporflesporfle*
dark_reaction: oh dear
torturemysoul: to do so would require a very long, floppy penis.
dark_reaction: that's kind of the magic of it
dark_reaction: Look Jared, you're halfway across the room
dark_reaction: BUT YOU CAN STILL SUCKLE ON IT
torturemysoul: lmfao
torturemysoul: ahahahahahaha
torturemysoul: ahahhhhhhhh
dark_reaction: people can ask him at cons now, "How do you fit that thing in your pants"
torturemysoul: he has to tie it up with a string or something.
dark_reaction: and he will say, "I wrap it around my waist four and a half times"
torturemysoul: lmfao
torturemysoul: lmao
torturemysoul: oh. my. god.
torturemysoul: *dies*

I'm on cough suppressant, but Erica, she has no excuse.