Full Frontal Nerdity

OK, J2: one of them driving the other insane. *grin* METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING obvs.

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Well that's easy, because it's kind of already in the concept of the story. STOP READING MY MIND, WENDY!

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I ASSUMED.

Do you want me to pick something different? Like, math problems or something else maddening? *grin*

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Well, mostly I want my uterus to stop trying to self-destruct, but math problems would be maddening. I probably couldn't write it because I can't add. I'd attempt to write it and then some asshole would be like, THE CORRECTIONS THAT JARED MADE TO JENSEN'S MATH ARE WRONG, STUPID! JARED WAS A PRESIDENTIAL SCHOLAR! HE'D NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE! UR STUPID AND U END YOUR FICS TOO EARLY!

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Oh man! I feel like I need to scoop you up and hug you or something! Breathe honey!

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Shy!Jensen, protective!Jared.

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That really won't work within the concept, but I could write that some other time?

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giandujakiss.livejournal.com

Heh - sure, if you find it interesting! Good luck with your story!

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I would DIE for a scene where Jensen's putting Jared's goth makeup on him, a la that photo shoot.

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HAHAHAH, oh man, that would be so random in the middle of this story.

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You can make it postmodern, like it's the scene in the middle of the story that makes no sense whatsoever yet somehow DEFINES the entire story if read correctly. Like, the crucial scene on page 45 is only explicable through the lens of Jensen's application of Jared's goth makeup. It could totally be done!

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Now maybe if I were you I could accomplish this, but since I am me, I do not think it possible. It would be like all those people who complain about how awful it is that I ended it early, they'd now say, WHAT WAS THAT RANDOM INSERTION, TAKE IT BACK, DONOHUE!

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But that's the beauty of it--it doesn't have to *actually* make sense, you just have to say it does, and eventually someone will write a paper pointing out all the connections.

But I agree, it doesn't help with everyone who will be all WTF in the meantime. But you could deflect it by leaving off the final crucial scene, and then no one will notice the randomly inserted one in the middle.

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ARE YOU SAYING I LEAVE OFF THE FINAL CRUCIAL SCENES? BALL-BUSTER YOU ARE!

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But clearly the scene where Jensen's putting Jared's goth makeup on needs to exist! I'm sure your readers would forgive you!

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You aren't going to let this go, CLEARLY I SHOULD JUST WRITE YOU A ONE SHOT SO THAT YOU DON'T SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROY WHATEVER STREET CRED I HAD LEFT.

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I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER.

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I'M THE ONE WITH THE SELF-DESTRUCTING UTERUS, CLEARLY YOU SHOULD LOVE ME ANYWAYS, BECAUSE I DESERVE IT.

But all right, I will do it.

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SCORE.

I can't believe you're using exploding uterus guilt against me. HOW CAN YOU DOUBT MY LOVE. But you can also cash in on it with any fic request, redeemable at any time, as long as it's not, like, marriage fic. Kittens are okay. Or I could entertain you with my big bang, because I'm totally writing that soccer AU :D.

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YES! YES! YES! All right, you should also write that Merlin fic you were talking about. I'm so bad at prompts. I think I just want kissing fic, AMAZING KISSING FIC.

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I can totally do kissing fic! I don't know if it will be amazing, but there will be kissing!

Man, Merlin--I still totally want to write it, but with the five gazillion brilliant fics out there, I need to work up the courage *g*. Once I get more headway on big bang, maybe.

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*blinks at you* PLEASE, WOMAN, YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST WRITERS I KNOW. YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE CONFIDENCE ISSUES.

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*loves on you*

I'm still totally intimidated by Merlin fandom! And kind of expecting it to explode at some point in the fandom bubble effect. But I went so far as to write up notes and an outline for that story, so someday it will get done *g*.

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I kind of am too. Because it's another one of those fandoms that's stealing the best of everybody.

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All right, you, it's up Here (http://dark-reaction.livejournal.com/197046.html)

I don't think it's any good. BUT you be the judge.

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I'm gonna love on you over here, too, because wow. That was fucking AMAZING. I can't believe you just turned that out in, like, two hours. AWE.

Also, I'm grinning like a fool, because you are awesome. If I could, I would tackle you and draw hearts all over your face. :D:D:D

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Well, I don't have any homework tonight, so it was easy enough. Rather, I should say, I have nothing due tomorrow specifically.

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Netflixing!

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Hungry, irritable Jared is all antsy while waiting for Jensen (or vice versa!)

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AHAHAHAH, I think I got spoiled last time because people gave me things that I could logically work in, and now I'm like THIS WOULD MAKE SENSE IN ANYBODY ELSE'S STORY, BUT NOT MINE. AT ALL.

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Um, let's see... ironing jeans (or bed sheets or something else exceedingly odd)!

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Jensen getting fitted for dentures? Jared spiking his hair up? I can think of lots of odd things.

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no... other odd things ONE COULD IRON!!

(or maybe you are one of those people who irons her jeans and her sheets and now will be terminally offended. YIKES.)

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YES, I ANNOUNCE JIHAD ON YOU.

Well, aren't you glad I clarified. Other odd things to iron. The curtains, while they are still hanging on the wall.

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I ANNOUNCE JIHAD ON YOU.

I spit upon the sacred texts of ironing (including the users' manual and Iron Man comics).

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other odd things ONE COULD IRON!!

Jared's hair? For a 60's party?

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