I'm all about the relationshps

[sweetprince]

So currently, I have at least three fics in the works. One for ignited, a certain sequel for memphis86, and one random one that walkawayslowly might've inspired me to start writing again. I refer to them in the vaguest terms, because I suffer from the delusion that surprise makes everything better.

And then I'm in the process of finishing that meme. I SWEAR I AM, it's just that one of the fics is causing me trouble, because usually when I cut shit out, it's because it's self-indulgent and like, me going LOOK HOW MUCH I KNOW ABOUT AGGRAVATED ASSAULT AND ARCHAIC CUSTOMS IN NORTHUMBERLAND.

But I digress, you see for Misha's birthday we watched the Lost Boys and I remembered that random awful crossover fic I started forever ago...and then I was like MMMM, CROSSOVER, MORE NEW PEOPLE TO GAWK AND THE SAM/DEAN LOVE.

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ETA: before you get any bright ideas, WINCESTLINS DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST.

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[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Seriously, whenever it pops up on delicious, I'm always like REALLY? I mean these people are all crazy and religious, Kara thinks divorce is a sin. I'm not sure how well homosexuality would fly.

And Helo is off limits anyway. EVERYBODY should know this.

[keepaofthecheez.livejournal.com]

But it's TEH DEAN. THE LITTLE BLACK DRESS OF THE UNIVERSE. He transcends all sexual orientation.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Dean-is-slut-who-will-sleep-with-anything-and-has-absolutely-no-compunctions-about-fucking-men: more ridiculous than people who have Jensen refer to Jared as JARE in fic.

[keepaofthecheez.livejournal.com]

Mooooore ridiculous than JENSEN BEING A PLATINUM-HAIRED DIVA. Ahaha. My fandom passive-aggresiva, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.

HE ISN'T BLOND. FULL STOP.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

But he is a cockslut and can fit the tailpipe of the impala down his throat. Took some practice. But I know it's true.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

... I think I read that fic.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

That's cuz you read everything I write. DID YOU LIKE THE PART WHERE JARED PULLED UP A LAWN-CHAIR AND A BOWL OF POPCORN, AND TOOK PHOTOS WITH HIS IPHONE?

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

OMFG EVERYONE KNOWS SAMJARED HAS A BLACKBERRY PINK PEARL. YOU WRITE THE CRAZIEST AU'S.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

*dies of laughter* I am sorry, I have ceased to be able to come up with clever responses. I HAVE THEREFORE ASCERTAINED THAT YOU ARE A RUINER.

JARE AND HIS BLOND COCKSLUT TAILPIPE-SWALLOWING TWINK ARE CRYING DISTINGUISHED MANTEARS.

[keepaofthecheez.livejournal.com]

SORRY I JUST SAW YOUR MOODTHEME IS GILBERT.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Well, Anne of Green Gables, to be exact. He features fairly prominently.