When twins debate Castiel

[sweetprince]

dark_reaction: why would a deeply religious person be like
dark_reaction: ANGEL, POSSESS ME
dark_reaction: they would be like
dark_reaction: ANGEL, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU
memphis86: Well he's dead now since dean shot him in the first ep
dark_reaction: if I were an Angel i'd be really fucking pissed about that
memphis86: ANGEL, COME HAVE SEX WITH MEN FOR ME
dark_reaction: I'd be like
dark_reaction: OHMYGOD
memphis86: BECAUSE I CANNOTTT
dark_reaction: ALL THIS POOR DUDE WANTED WAS TO BE POSSESSED
dark_reaction: AND YOU KILLED HIM
memphis86: Well, I mean if anyone could like, heal his own body then
dark_reaction: GOD IS GOING TO KICK MY ASS FOR THIS, FUCKTARD
memphis86: it'd be Castiel
memphis86: God is all like "THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
memphis86: "GO POSSESS CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY"

Comments

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I love us.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

This is good, because I'm not sure anyone else does!

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Chad Michael Murray certainly doesn't. But that's okay because the kind of love he gives makes it burn when you pee.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

And never be able to donate blood again.

[vinylroad.livejournal.com]

ANGEL, COME HAVE SEX WITH MEN FOR ME

Oh my god, you two. *dies*

[vinylroad.livejournal.com]

ALSO: CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY! God HAS HEARD MY PRAYERS!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Jared: Chad has been acting really different, he hasn't had one statutory rape case leveled against him in two weeks.
Jensen: Maybe he found god!
Chad: I MUST NOW TRACK DOWN DEAN WINCHESTER!
Jensen: Or, completely lost his mind.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

WRITE THIS AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE MOON

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I don't want the moon.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I feel like fangirls are questioning the wrong issues with Castiel--clearly it should not be IS HE EVIL but rather, will this man actually have a sex drive with an angel running around in him. And secondly, does Dean have discovery fantasies, because I'm pretty sure God is WATCHING them.

[hegemony.livejournal.com]

God is all like "THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"

Exactly. Wow.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Hahahah. Oh man.

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

memphis86: God is all like "THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
memphis86: "GO POSSESS CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY"

Ahahahahaha! Too perfect. :D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

See, everybody always thinks Memphis is the clever one. I'm disabling comments next time.

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

:D I prefer to think of it as a synergistic effect. Or a perfect example of enablnig. ;)

[ghostrunner7.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

everyone loves you guys. I feel like this would cause much confusion for all of Chad's may-or-may-not-be-of-legal-drinking-age girlfriends. Much confusion.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you!

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE ME ANGEL!CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Memphis will write it. She told me she would. *sneaky look*

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

She's kind of awesome like that.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

LAUREN IS A LYING LIAR WHO LIES. And she should write it because I already wrote Sam/Castiel and that's enough to send me to OTP hell.

[gestaltrose.livejournal.com]

LMAO Tru Fax

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

...

[magikalrhiannon.livejournal.com]

This is the part that did me in:

memphis86: it'd be Castiel
memphis86: God is all like "THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
memphis86: "GO POSSESS CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY"

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

That was pretty much my response.

[rejeneration.livejournal.com]

memphis86: God is all like "THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
memphis86: "GO POSSESS CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY"

-giggle-

[koneko-kitsune.livejournal.com]

This whole exchange struck me as very "Growing Up Cullen", only better because the base canon isn't fucking retarded. I think I love you guys.