When twins debate Castiel

[sweetprince]

dark_reaction: why would a deeply religious person be like
dark_reaction: ANGEL, POSSESS ME
dark_reaction: they would be like
dark_reaction: ANGEL, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU
memphis86: Well he's dead now since dean shot him in the first ep
dark_reaction: if I were an Angel i'd be really fucking pissed about that
memphis86: ANGEL, COME HAVE SEX WITH MEN FOR ME
dark_reaction: I'd be like
dark_reaction: OHMYGOD
memphis86: BECAUSE I CANNOTTT
dark_reaction: ALL THIS POOR DUDE WANTED WAS TO BE POSSESSED
dark_reaction: AND YOU KILLED HIM
memphis86: Well, I mean if anyone could like, heal his own body then
dark_reaction: GOD IS GOING TO KICK MY ASS FOR THIS, FUCKTARD
memphis86: it'd be Castiel
memphis86: God is all like "THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
memphis86: "GO POSSESS CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY"

Comments

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I love us.

[vinylroad.livejournal.com]

ANGEL, COME HAVE SEX WITH MEN FOR ME

Oh my god, you two. *dies*

[hegemony.livejournal.com]

God is all like "THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"

Exactly. Wow.

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

memphis86: God is all like "THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
memphis86: "GO POSSESS CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY"

Ahahahahaha! Too perfect. :D

[ghostrunner7.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

everyone loves you guys. I feel like this would cause much confusion for all of Chad's may-or-may-not-be-of-legal-drinking-age girlfriends. Much confusion.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE ME ANGEL!CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY.

[gestaltrose.livejournal.com]

LMAO Tru Fax

[magikalrhiannon.livejournal.com]

This is the part that did me in:

memphis86: it'd be Castiel
memphis86: God is all like "THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
memphis86: "GO POSSESS CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY"

[rejeneration.livejournal.com]

memphis86: God is all like "THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
memphis86: "GO POSSESS CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY"

-giggle-

[koneko-kitsune.livejournal.com]

This whole exchange struck me as very "Growing Up Cullen", only better because the base canon isn't fucking retarded. I think I love you guys.