HOOK UP FROM HELL!

[sweetprince]

Ugh, last night was the safety dance, and I, being stupid, amongst other things, decided it would be a good idea to hook up with a friend of a friend. He is very cute and I like him alot, so where could we go wrong? EVERYWHERE.

I am covered in hickies and I generally just hurt. And he spent the night and is a horrible, horrible, horrible cuddler. I basically got up and went to the sofa to sleep. Bleh. And he didn't leave until 10:30.

So now I am in PAIN, because somebody has absolutely no clue about how the female body works, look like I was MAULED BY A BEAR, and I'm working on zero sleep.

Comments

[cerberos.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't have had you join that facebook group about being mauled by bears. Clearly it is self-fulfilling.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY.