Dear World, I am tired, go away

[sweetprince]

I really need to sleep. I'm kind of averaging less than four hours a night. Oh internets, why must you be so distracting? As per usual, I have nothing interesting to say.

Entertain me, dear ones, what is going through your head right now? Is it porn? The color green? Heroin? Jensen Ackles' very nice shoulders? Work? I'm feeling a little out of touch, so clue me in.

Comments

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know what's going through my head:

Darwinist porn.

There, I said it.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Like GATTACA, only gayer somehow.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Gayer than Gattaca? More incestuous then Gattaca, even?

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Dean stealing bits of Sam's blood and hair so he can "pass". And then outer space sex. Possibly.

But I dunno, I don't even remember what the original prompt for Darwinist porn was. Or if it was gonna be the boys sailing to Galapogos on the Beagle.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

ARG. SHOULD HAVE SAVED THAT PROMPT.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I have it, I can scour the archives at home (Adium auto-saves FTW!)

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

OOOH NO, THE GOVERNMENT WILL TOTALLY KNOW ABOUT ALL THE TIMES WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THE BOYS IN TIGHTS DANCING IN CONGA LINES WHEN THEY SEARCH YOUR COMPUTER.

I will have your fic back to you tonight. And it doesn't suck, silly girl. *sticks tongue out*

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Yes, Dick Cheney sits there and reads our conversations and fantasizes about HippieChick!Dean getting it on with Bathtub!Sammy. BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS EVERYTHING HE HATES.

Yay! It doesn't suck! I AM SO GLAD :D

And within the transcript, I discovered not only the Darwinian Wincest prompt:

memphis86: man, I just want a darwinist revolution. Fic about Sam dragging Dean to a Dawkins lecture and keeping his attention with handjobs
dark_reaction: it would be a funny fic
dark_reaction: Sam could quiz him later
memphis86: damn right
memphis86: and Dean would know everything, because orgasms help his concentration
memphis86: "Damn, where were you when I was in high school, Sam?"
memphis86: "Middle school."
dark_reaction: HAHAHAH


BUT: Eros!Dean and Psyche!Sam, which, goddamnit, would be hawtsome.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Looks like you'll have to get busy.

[he-will-save-me.livejournal.com]

Gayer than GATTACA? Hot gay scientific buttfucking. Yeah...supergay.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Adrien Brody.

The most Jewish man I have ever wanted to bite on.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I've never been able to look at him the same since this girl I knew said she wanted a foursome with my english teacher, Adrien Brody, and my English teacher.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Luckily, I don't know anyone involved, so I'm getting away scot-free!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Two English teachers and Adrien Brody. Not exactly my fetish.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Jews are usually my anti-fetish. I think Sunday school ruined me for all Jewish men.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

You are such a bad jew. *shakes head* I'm sorry about sunday school. Sunday school for me kind of ruined me for life so I understand the feeling.

[thirtysec0nds.livejournal.com]

Well I am currently sick with EVERY FREAKING DISEASE KNOWN TO MAN I swear it *sighs* so anyways. I am doing shite all though I am seing the artic monkeys on the weekend and the hot lies and angsting over my lack of darren hayes ticketness. also fighting with my itunes because omgz where did all my good music goes? Been taking more photos recently as well oh yays! And sent off a bunch of photos to a band yesterday so fingies crossed for that! Apart from that hmmm I told my ex to go stick it and everyone is so proud of me they are baking me cake and I am going to cook for someone on errr thursday! Yay for thursday the weather over here is a little cool which is totaly stupid for brisbane though this heater is toasty and keeps on make me think its summer again so I walk out in a singlet and no pants and am like OMGZ NO WAI SO COLD. So yeah.

So firstly man you should be sleeping

and secondly... whats up with you dude?

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Yay for cake and exes fucking off. I'm proud.

Also, I'm not very special, vanilla coke is up with me.

[thirtysec0nds.livejournal.com]

hurrah vanilla coke... WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BODY! *flaps* I have conjunctivitus like wtf

[castiel.livejournal.com]

What's going on in my head, right now? Trying to come up with ways to escape this suffocating heat that doesn't require me to climb into the freezer and shut the door.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

*pat pat* I'm sorry. Think of all the J2 RPS/Wincest sticky fic that could be written in such extreme heat.

[he-will-save-me.livejournal.com]

First, gotta say thanks for friending me back. *waves to new friend*

Second, what's on my mind right now is the option to write Tarzan!fic wherein Jared is the man of the jungle and Jensen is the researcher. My sis, anakin415 is enabling me. I just may do it.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I was looking at the list of people who'd friended me, finally, because I was bored. And maybe I'm a loser and a horrible person, but I only friended people back who I thought were interesting and/or posted more than once. Yes.

DO WRITE IT.

[he-will-save-me.livejournal.com]

Nobody friends me often so I'm all geeked when I get a friend-back. *is interesting* Heh.

Now that's two enablers.