I gots cranberry Juice and I gots nothing to do

[sweetprince]

What does Lauren do when she's bored and annoyed at her mother? She goes shopping. I am now the proud owner of new jeans, new DVDs(steadily making my way through C-Bale's entire ouvre--well only the good ones), new shirts, new shoes, and a new sweater. All I have to do now is hit the bookstore and my mother and I should be able to stand each other again. Or I should be able to stand her.

This is not an acceptable coping method. Or at least, not according to my bank account. I'm actually quite happy with it.

PS: Nathan Fillion is an excellent Gynecologist in The Waitress. I now desperately want to write Mal/Simon porn. Where Mal is still the captain and not a gynecologist. Just to clarify.

Comments

[tastyeyeliner.livejournal.com]

Shopping cures everything.

and yet I am poor lol

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly, the shopping does not cure the affliction of the bank account.

[sharpscissors.livejournal.com]

Shopping is wonderment. I love it. My bank account, and my parents, are not as enthusiastic, that's for sure.

I have every faith in Nathan Fillion being a good gynecologist. I wouldn't mind him being my gynecologist.

And I love Mal/Simon porn. I've actually got a story in the works -or will once I start working on it- with Mal/Simon. Yayness!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

BAH, I would mind Nathan being my ob/gyn, I'd be far too embarrassed to let him anywhere NEAR my girly parts.

I look forward to this Mal/Simon yayness.

[perpetualloser.livejournal.com]

At least shopping is somewhat healthy in comparison to other not healthy things. haha. Cause that's not vague at all.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're right I could be snorting crack. ;p