Because I should be working on my paper not fucking around...

[sweetprince]

So I'm doing my best not to work on my essay, so I decided to make a list of the people I would hands down sleep with. There are a few people missing because I couldn't get good pictures, but mostly here they are in force. Although I'll probably go through my movies later and be like, FUCK, I forgot her or him or the weirdo kitty cat in the corner. Whatever. I can always do this again the next time I want to fail my finals.

Without further ado, in alpabetical order, the people I would dearly love to sleep with.



Arjen Robben and Edwin Van Der Sar
Together would be better.


Britt Daniels


Channing Tatum


Chris Evans


Christian Bale


Colin Farrel


Damon Albarn


Daniel Bruhl


Daniel Jones


Darren Hayes


David Anders


Ethan Embry


Ewan McGregor


Gabriel Aubry


Garret Hedlund


Hayden Christensen


Hugh Jackman


Johnny Depp


Jonny Lee Miller


Joseph Fiennes


Jude Law


Keira Knightley


Liv Tyler


Mark Hamill


Mark Wahlberg


Matt Damon


Matthew Goode


Michael Vartan


Monica Bellucci


NicoleKidman


Rob Lowe


Reese Witherspoon


Robert Perovich


Ryan Phillippe


Ryan Reynolds


Sean Maher


Sean Patrick Flanery


Takeshi Kaneshiro


Thora Birch


Topher Grace


Virginie Ledoyen

So, tell me, do you agree, do you have anything to add?

Comments

[rei-c.livejournal.com]

Yes to pretty much all of those.

*Whimpers*

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I know, seriously, they murder me sometimes.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

You do the best memes! I'm avoiding doing work too by reading them!

And I don't know that I've ever seen Damon Albarn look so cute. I just want to chew on his hair.

You'd sleep with SPF? That's such a relief! While I no longer want to lick his face all over, I would still have a good snuggletime with him should the opportunity ever arise, and I'm glad I'm not alone. nymeria used to tease me about him because he is the worst hot guy ever so I thought maybe it was just me and Norman Reedus who wanted to get with him. ;_:

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Oh oh, I just saw we can add things? I can avoid work longer?! :D

I want to add Daniel Craig and Mr. Reedus, also Kate Walsh, Jesse Spencer, Scarlett Johansson, Gillian Anderson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kenneth Branagh, Nicholas Lea, Tony Leung, Gong Li, Song Kang-ho, Rie Fu, then reiterate the whole Christian Bale thing. Because yes.

I do work now, really...

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I'd sleep with Kenneth Branagh circa Hamlet or Dead Again when that man has facial hair he's like the sexiest thing on the planet. I can't get over it. If you haven't seen Dead Again yet, you ABSOLUTELY must. I swear you'll enjoy it.

Yay for avoiding work.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Oh I've seen it. I absolutely adore Mr. Branagh, and I used to watch Henry V a terrifying amount. It was a long time before I put together that Mistah Bale is also in that movie, and that he gets carried over Branagh's shoulder for like ten minutes and somehow resists grabbing his ass.

Look! I'm avoiding it more! :D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I'm so proud. I'm also very proud of your icon. That was my status for the longest time on Facebook. I didn't even really like that movie, although him running naked down the hall with a chain saw in sneakers was hilarious.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

*points at icon* That was the moment when American Psycho and I fell in love. :)

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Heh, I don't really call them memes, just me fuckin' around. I mean seriously. I have procrastination down to an artform.

Of course I'd sleep with SPF, are you kidding. When my and my best friend, bananafish, found out he was 40 we were like, WHAT? Seriously? He's so sexy. When I turned 18 I bought the playgirl issue that he appeared on the cover of, it was a very special moment for me.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

dsufhskdfskhdsk

I tried to find it over the last year and could only locate it online for like $30 and I was like...nnnnnngghghgh. I've seen the pictures, but I imagine holding it in your hands must be like...I dunno, a semi-religious experience.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Yup. I buy magazines that have people I like on the cover. I have a big stack. It's mostly the same people. Wentworth, Christian, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and so on.

[cerberos.livejournal.com]

Um, I like that Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon are both on the list. I think a post-divorce threesome would be fabulous.

Also, I would sleep with Topher Grace and then want him to be my best friend.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I was talking about that with Misha--"look look, I have a married couple"--although in reality we all know he should sleep with Channing Tatum. I can't wait for the movie they're in together. They get all up in each other's faces. Yummy.

Topher Grace is so...so...I just love him.

[mytigerhobbes.livejournal.com]

sark and topher grace! i approve.
but keira knightly? uhhh...

thora birch gives me the chills. in a good way.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

You aren't the only one to say that. Everybody is like Keira, and I say it's all about Bend it like Beckham. Although I will say, I HATE ELIZABETH with a fiery passion.

Thora Birch *sighs*

[mytigerhobbes.livejournal.com]

true, i didn't hate her in Bend It. but YES! she's not the real lizzie!!!
i forgot, are you a Pirates fan?

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I like it well enough. I'm like the only person who likes Orlando Bloom in that movie.

[freakycheri.livejournal.com]

I love the colour of Joe Fiennes eyes. So gorgeous!!!!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I like pretty much everything about him from his smile to his voice.

[mark-fan.livejournal.com]

Gods, I adore Mark Hamill. He's so gorgeous. The smile and the eyes kill you every time.

*|Sienn|*

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Exactly, Luke Skywalker over Han Solo anyday!

[mark-fan.livejournal.com]

Amen to that! :) Those Dagobah shots with the muscle shirt... *melts*

*|Sienn|*