Lauren's Adventures On The Plane

[sweetprince]

There was a very attractive guy on the plane who was the most obscene gum chewer I've ever seen. He was wrapping it around his tongue and forcing it out of his mouth and he was so clearly straight. You know you've been around slash fandom too long when your immediate thought is to imagine him sucking dick.

Comments

[notablender.livejournal.com]

XD

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Pretty much!

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

I've found that when people get on a plane, it's like they think they can just sit there and do the most disgusting things possible and not be noticed. It really is quite astounding. And Gross.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Lots of nose-picking?