This Is My Why Would You Do That To Me Face

[sweetprince]

There is nothing worse than leaving a party early so that you can sleep, only to return home and find that your roommate has decided to throw one of her own. As regala_electra can testify, this apartment was made with stupid in mind. My walls are like the partition in a loft and I can hear EVERYTHING as if they weren't there.

And because I'm contemplating everything but my calculus review sheet:
[Poll #1441714]

Comments

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

Write #1 with your feet in the air and your head on the ground (try this trick and spin it, yeah).

Though your head will collapse, but there's nothing in it and you'll ask yourself...

(Waaaay out in the water, see it swimmin')

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I'm actually super excited.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I'm extra excited because now I'm thinking about the Pixies. :D

[causeways.livejournal.com]

I think you should write the Sixteen Candles AU, because you have talked about wanting to write that plotline before! I would not say no to a TB/GK crossover, either!

Also. Dinner again sometime soon? Like this coming week?

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I'm leaving on Friday and I have a final on Thursday, so I'll be studying like crazy, but if you want to come up to the upper west side and distract me, you are certainly allowed.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

No really, weren't you already writing #1 yesterday? Make Mem post her damn Mishtwits. She never listens to me.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Well I have a tentative outline. More I just wanted to taunt all those people with the things I'll probably never get around to.

[rosekay.livejournal.com]

Or all the genderswap! I'm imagining ASkars swanning around Zoolander-style with his orange mocha frappachino though, and Bruce looming creepily and angrily in the background like a malcontent rain cloud. Sam as a grad student is also enormously appealing.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

My idea was to have them meet up at some playboy ridiculous event in Gotham and have him be ridiculous and...basically himself and have Bruce be like, GRAH, I. HATE. YOU. SO. MUCH. And then ASkars goes to the after party and gets into a drunken bar brawl that attracts Gotham's criminal element, and requires Batman's assistance only to pass out on him.

Then swanning around Wayne Manor after waking up, with his ridiculous orange mocha frappachino, he by accident falls in the Batcave, and Bruce, ANNOYED, has angry hate sex with him. The end.

Now I don't have to write it.

[rosekay.livejournal.com]

WRONG! Obviously you have to fill in all the details. Like whatever ridiculous thing ASkars said to start the brawl. How you fall into the Batcave by ACCIDENT. Did he bruise his ass? ASkars' snippy commentary on Bruce vs Batman. Bruce's one-time embarrassing incident with ASkars and his actor friends. Are there pictures? And of course, the tabloids when they find out.

ASkars: Can I pick my sidekick costume? I have lots of ideas. Stark helped!
Bruce: ...
ASkars: You know, you shouldn't grind your teeth like that.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Yes he bruised his ass. He tries to use it as an excuse to not only get Bruce to rim him but also to be on top. Bruce does his whole, hmm, I'm thinking about it expression, and then ties him to the hood of the Batmobile and has his v. angry way with him.

Tabloids: Gotham's First Son Off The Market?
Possible Gay Love Scandal with Tall Unidentified European

[thothali.livejournal.com]

I have to say im against you using merlin slash becasue i love him too much... and arther's not his type anyway. Hes more into nerdy girls that work in wastewater and live in apartments alone...it'll happen.

but yeah... you know i hate vampires so i think trueblood/generation kill would be some kind of abomination

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Hope he makes it past our family! *cough*