I amuse myself

I was doing my horror film reading and came across this:

"The hero is short, unattractive, unpopular, and so, in a symbolic sense, castrated. But even as the enfeebled hero of the film, he still has the power of vision. It is only with the help of a more perfect male(one who is tall, handsome, and in control) that he is able to triumph over evil and to fulfill the hero function of the film."

I could just see Sam dragging Dean to a bookstore to pick up some novel he can't be without, and Dean goes to the horror section, and decides if he's stuck reading it might as well be American Horror, and then he gets to that passage, and is glaring at Sam and being grumpy and stuffing his face full of junk, and Sam has to give him like 80 blowjobs to prove his un-castration-ness and sign a written statement saying Dean is not short.

Fic: Irony, Not To Be Mistaken With Coincidence

Title: Irony, Not To Be Mistaken With Coincidence
Author: dark_reaction
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Word Count: 4,096
Rating: Hard R
Summary: It's Spring Break, 2002 and Sam and Dean find themselves the butt of the "brother fucking" curse.
Notes: The long awaited response to ifyouweremine's prompt: Dean's really too pretty. Uh, I think this is as cracky as it gets for me. I didn't even attempt to make it serious. Hopefully, she doesn't run away from this story screaming.

( At least they weren’t going spontaneously gay for everybody with a Y chromosome. That would be really embarrassing. Er, not that this wasn’t already. )