Uh-oh, run and hide!

So this is how it went...I woke up this morning, stressed out alot, stressed out some more, avoided the Queer Peers Coordinator's calls, did laundry, stressed out, set up for the social, had the social, spazzed out, walked to the train station, witnessed drug deal, got on train, tried not to faint when diabetic bitch boy hauling on bud did blood test in my face, got off at Grand Central, walked through the terminal, and then...

THERE SHE WAS, I recognized her on sight, my darlingest Dean Twinchester, memphis86. We had brilliant asian fusion food and had trouble with the math, and the walking and the strand bookstore. So we went to Barnes & Noble and got it into our heads to buy the Supernatural novelization. It was quite a trek, and I'm sure we alienated half the bookstore.

Memfishy shouting "JARED AND JENSEN BUTTSEX FOREVER" tends to do that to people. After that it was Starbucks, a short role as Drugstore Cowboy, and bubble tea.

And now here we are. Watching Camp. Of course. With the turtle going crazy.

BYOB - Bring Your Own Brother

The second day of Lauren and memphis86's grand New York adventure went as follows:

The reading of virgin!Dean porn, which honestly is the most hilarious thing ever. It involved the creation of new prompts for Sasquatch Cockfest 2007. So I think the reading of virgin!Dean has actually greatly benefitted you all.

We couldn't stop there, so we visited the new Greek and Roman wing of The Met to look at broken penises. Well not that specifically, also broken biceps and winged feet. It was most excellent.

Now we're going to get all sorts of drinky-drink. And be even more excellent. Maybe not excellent but at least more laughy.

I cannot hit backspace

Man, you know what I could go for right now?

IAMBIC PENTAMETER. Any Shakespearean mpreg fics out there? Please rec me any and all where Jensen’s belly swells with child and Jared is there to read him a sole-lil-lee-queee.

Fuck correct spelling, for sure. HELLA YEAH. DUDES.

Apparently, Dean's middle name is Aloysius. I know this, it's in the new tie-in novel, “Supernatural: Furry Playtime”. THAT’S RIGHT, NEVERMORE WAS WRITTEN BY A CLOSET FURRY, MY TWEEEEEEN DISCOVERED THIS.

Sam's getting all huffy with Dean for eating the mints off his pillows, and Dean's like: "I HAVE A PROBLEM. HUG ME SAMMEH."

Sam shakes his head, “Dean Alyosius Winchester!”

Dean then adjusts the cat ears and revels in his fresh breath. Sam’s just jealous because he was named after Snuffy. Sam’s real name is Chantell DuBois, he is a little French girl. He is beautiful on the inside, don’t hate.

Oh ducklings, what shall I do? There is so little Jensen/Chad mpreg out there? Especially ones that end with Jared secretly absconding with Jensen to planned parenthood. Fandom? Hook a sister up.