*dies* At least I crack myself up

[sweetprince]

Mariel had a little trouble reading today and thought that Saw II was listed under gay & lesbian movies on Netflix. My first thought was "HEY GUYS, WHERE IS THE J2 AU OF SAW II?"

Love in the middle of flying limbs and skin peeling. Or whatever goes on in those movies.

Mariel also wants to know why the fourth movie is called Fast & Furious. I pointed out the only box office successes in the trilogy were the ones that expanded on the the theme the first one set. OBVIOUSLY Tokyo Drift was doomed to fail. Also the Fastest and Furiousest doesn't sound right and she suggested:
-The Speedy and The Mad
-The Quick and the Upset
-The Swift and the Enraged
-The Agile and the In A Snit

Edit: I lost fifteen dollars randomly out of my pants today. Mariel points out that I'm very sad about this turning point in my life, so you know, I'll be in the corner crying. Sorry for snarky comments.

Comments

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

"The Agile and the In A Snit" <--- *DIES A MILLION TIMES DEAD*

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I said if anybody answered this entry with U ARE SO FUNNY, I would punch them. But you didn't, instead you died a million times.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

I said if anybody answered this entry with U ARE SO FUNNY, I would punch them.

....*is frightened to make another comment here, lest I get punched* :/

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Mariel says your response makes her happy. I would like you to know that I'm worried about a specific commenter who comments with HUGS every time something happens to me. You are not that commenter. SO. CHEERS.

Edit: Mariel has corrected me. She meant your icon.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

*HUGS* *shifty eyes*. People who arbitrarily respond with a set response bother me, too. I had one person respond to every single fic I wrote once with something like "good fic :P" and I could never determine whether the tongue sticking out was meant to indicate sarcasm or not....

But right now I'm going to choose to be in a huff that Mona has upstaged me. I CAN MAKE FUNNY FACES TOO, OK?