I'm so clever

[sweetprince]

I'm doing a Bill Maher "New Rule" post. And they will be funny, unlike the republicans at that convention.

-New Rule, ericaplease must change her name to rigor_mortis.

-New Rule, That guy Brad Pitt played in Troy? Yeah, HERCULES


-New Rule, Jared and Jensen must star in a movie AU of Zoolander. Kripke can be the hand model.

-New rule, Kevin Jonas should shut up

-New Rule, if you wait outside all night, do not ask the Jonas Brothers if they like Quesadillas.

-New Rule, if Kevin Jonas wants to answer a question, Joe should cockslap him.

-New rule, Twilight, "IT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING."

-New Rule, Nick Jonas should go solo, become a respected musician, and change his last name to Naas. Joe Jonas's destiny lies in underwear modeling. If he can ever get past his alleged chastity belt.

-New Rule, if you steal stage!gay cues from bandom it might be good to remember you are related.

-New Rule, Erica is not allowed to say Mediocrely...or become a hairdresser

-New Rule, Jasper Hale's facial expression is how I want to botox my face

-New Rule, Lauren has to cut her hair like a New Jersey tramp.

Comments

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

*whines* But Twilight IS funny! It's hilarious!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's a quote from somebody in the theater who shouted at us.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha,we just got several screams of "SHUT UP" from the fangirls. Also, is that the dude who played James on your icon? You know, the one who struts around without a shirt on all the time?

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know who James is. Why do you think I went to see the movie? NOT FOR RPATZ!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahah! True. That dude was totally the eye candy, not RPattz. Although I didn't exactly go for the whole mid-part tight ponytail thing (not as much as I did go for the seriously low-riding jeans mmmmm).

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

My rl friends have been teasing me about that damn ponytale for WEEKS. Well. MONTHS.