I need a favor

[sweetprince]

AHAH, you clicked it. Okay, well I need a favor so that I can officially finish my Sophomore year of college. In my sociolinguistics class we're ending the year with studies, and we're trying to figure out if there's a difference in speech in how women talk about sex and masturbation. Most of these questions, unfortunately, are not ideal for regression, but we're still curious.

IF YOU ANSWER IT (PLEASE, PLEASE DO, I'VE ALREADY POLLED MY CLASSMATES BUT THEY'RE A VERY SPECIFIC SAMPLE), I WILL WRITE A DIRTY-HOT-WRONG MASTURBATION SEQUENCE INTO MY PREP SCHOOL AU, AND GET TWIN TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YET, BUT SHE'LL DO IT.

[Poll #1185744]

I'll write a really embarrassing fan letter to Jensen on how much his lips hook me in and how much I love wincest and how much I imagine him and Jared doing it every day of the week, if you don't answer this poll, I SWEAR it!

Also, if you know anybody else who's curious about this sort of thing, PLEASE link to this. I promise that once I've done the models, I'll publish the results on here.

ETA: OHMYGOD, you guys are so awesome. This is such a huge number of responses, I can't even begin to thank you.

Comments

[tears4therandom.livejournal.com]

Hey, I don't know you, but ifyouweremine is on my friends list and I figured, what the hell. So, yay for female masturbation?

[tears4therandom.livejournal.com]

Aaaand I'm dumb. I wondered why it asked about female masturbation so much, but I soldiered on. Sorry! : ( I'll tell you what I answered and you can remove one from each, to keep your info accurate.

Geez, I suck : (

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

No worries, I've already run regression for it. You didn't screw it up.