Punching my computer screen didn't let me absorb the words on it. Must try something else.

[sweetprince]

I'm literally going to explode from from all the political theories bouncing around in my head. Robert Nozick and John Rawls are back to their paper airplane war again. Political Science Professers the Brothers Winchester might find themselves in a starring role in my blue book. Rather than talking about Pareito or deliberative democracy, I think my TA is going to open my exam and find...

Dean tugged on the collar of his shirt. "Quickly, Sam, I have a meeting with the Dean in fifteen minutes."

"No," Sam turned away and went back to reorganizing his books on his shelves. "I have papers to grade, TAs to bitch out, and a lunch with Professor Fishkin who's visiting from Stanford."

Dean wrapped his arms around Sam's waist and pressed a kiss to Sam's neck. "How about we deliberate on it, I'm sure you'll come round."

"No, I say," Sam shrugged him off. "I'm crying tyranny of the majority."

Dean raised a brow, but didn't back off. "There's only us."

"I'm sure somebody would like to weigh in on the subject of us having sex before your meeting with the Dean."

"Excuse me, but this is causing the most satisfaction for the most people, therefore it is EXCELLENT."

Sam sighed. "What would cause me satisfaction is to organize this bookcase."

But Dean, like a true bourgeoisie oppressor browbeats Sam into giving up the labor of his loving. He might also have tossed around a few things like "suck your cock" and "fuck me over the desk." That was hard for Sam to resist.

*

What do you think? A grade? *headdesk* God help me, I can't wait 'til this is over.

Comments

[balefully.livejournal.com]

dfhdfghj HIGHLY PREFERABLE TO POLITICAL SCIENCE. *___*!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, I know. SADNESS. I wish there was a porn writing class.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

God I fucking hate Rawls.

THIS I APPROVE OF. A+ SEE ME AFTER CLASS.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I LOVE RAWLS! I hate Nozick!

[emilytheodd.livejournal.com]

BRILLIANCE.

(Here's what I want to know: what is the social contract they have between the two of them? And has Dean broken all of Montesquieu's laws?)

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

AUGH AUGH, I'M DONE NOW, I SPENT THREE HOURS ON THAT FINAL, DEAN CAN WORSHIP THE GROUND KANT WALKS ON FOR ALL I CARE.

[emilytheodd.livejournal.com]

YAY! You're done! (Although I personally would find it hilarious if Dean were secretly the mondo-intellectual all along, sneaking snippets of de Tocqueville when Sam goes into gas stations or whatever.)

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't.

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

Yey, this could be a beginning of a beautiful 'verse ;)

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Ridiculous, but beautiful. I agree.

[azephirin.livejournal.com]

I give it an A+! Sam and Dean would too, but they're too busy with their own, uh, higher learning to tender an opinion at the moment.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, that utility daemon is calling them.