Because I always listen to that ho!

[sweetprince]

My silly companion, you may call her twin or inveterate whore who doesn't understand the love that is Bruce/Dick, insisted that I do an about-me post, because I seemed to have collected several new friends. I don't know why you wouldn't just read my profile if you wanted to know random stuff, but eh...


I'm a college student just finishing up my sophomore year studying film, because in the immortal words of Burke Landers, "Boy, was I a dumbass." But it's kind of too late to change it now, and I suppose if I had changed my mind I wouldn't be driving you all up the wall with quotations from Pudovkin and Vertov and then I would be really bored all the time.

I attempted to draw myself for the purpose of this post, but the scanner failed, and I was too lazy to go in search of another one. So you get a picture. And a lot of rambly text to punish memphis86 for making me write this.



Yes, that is me. After a party, I show you because I spend quite a lot of my time like that. I like to think of myself as thrifty, like just tonight, I "rescued" two full detergent containers from the laundry room, but it's a vicious lie, I spend all my money on books and clothes and DVDs and food (I'm getting a little chubby). I actually have avoided buying new earrings in awhile because people give them to me so often. I'm wearing a new pair right this minute actually.

I like writing and drawing people in love. Mostly because I think being in love is really kind of awesome. Occasionally I feel a little bereft that this has never happened to me, but in all honesty, it could never live up to the fic I read, so why bother.

I'm actually a really big geek. I like fantasy and sci-fi and Sam is my favorite in Supernatural not just because Jared Padalecki plays him but also because I dig the dork. Although the guy I like in real life, it was recently pointed out to me, looks kind of FAR too much like Jensen. I actually had a fit in Blockbuster when my friend picked up Devour and said, "Hey, Jensen looks a lot like Grant." JARED, I SWEAR I'M NOT BETRAYING YOU. Grant's taller than Jensen and much less feminine...er looking. Honestly though, if Grant looked THAT much like Jensen I would be far too intimidated to flirt with him. And I'd always sit and think, holy shit, I write gay porn about your doppelganger, and it's probably better than the sex I could have with you.

Things that make me excited are movie adaptations of comic books, martial arts movies, anything with Hayden Christensen in it (HE'S GOING TO BE IN NEUROMANCER, DUDES, I CAN'T BREATHE), Neal Stephenson books, funyans, Obama, the Manic Street Preachers, South Park, AU fic, presents, netflix in my mailbox, hair cuts, and the number on my recently added playlist in iTunes being above sixty.

I would pretty much do anything for this man below...

In my head he's my boyfriend. In fact I had a dream last night where he was my boyfriend who was a vampire calling himself the cobra. It was truly bizarre. There was something about prison and me running away trying to avoid getting turned because I like sunlight too much. Then the alarm went off.

Also, my life wouldn't really be complete if it weren't for memphis86 (THERE, I SAID IT, TWIN, YOU WIN), who cheers my antics along (although she drew the line at Jensen as waterski). Or for that matter torturemysoul, who I love desperately if just for her wonderful deadpan look and because she understands Channing Tatum/Shia is really the way to go, NO ZAC EFRON, YOU CANNOT HAVE HIM!

So, if you actually read any of that...I don't know, cookies for you. I'd say I'd draw you something, but I took requests, and still haven't done any of those. Woops.

Comments

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, my Science Fiction teacher this year had a ranty moment in class about Hayden playing Case in Neuromancer. I'll admit it kinda made me want to cry, too. I mean, Hayden has some good films, don't get me wrong, but he just doesn't seem... Case-esque to me. And while he did whiny poutyness AMAZINGLY for Shattered Glass, I'm worried that he'll bring that dimension to Case which is just... mmm... noooo.

(all that aside, NEUROMANCER MOVIE ALDKHGALDHGLKDSHKLSHGLKSDHGLDSHG)

Also, did not know you were a Neal Stephenson fan. I also came across him in SF this year when we read one of his short stories (SPEW.... the whole time I kept thinking "Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare" thank you, Harry Potter.)

FINALLY, that is a lovely picture of you. ^___^. All sprawly, hahaa. And this post was a cool idea, so you should thank your twin (unless you don't wanna) because yay for learning new things about people!! But you must find a scanner or use a digital camera to take a picture of this drawing, you realize. We will demand it now. *nods solemnly*

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

It's a line drawing of me doing my wtf face, can you picture it?

GOOD, Now I don't need to get the scanner. I realize that there is very little that I talk about in this journal. It's like me being stressed out or SPN and maybe occasionally something else. Once upon a time, I had other things to say. I blame ALG for this. I hope you realize.

[xtinethepirate.livejournal.com]

Lol, I think it is safe to blame Alg for many things. Like my unhealthy obsession with Jude, for example. Well, that was already there, but ALG made him snarky and very gay, which only exacerbated things....

But I agree with you; I updated my journal far more in the ALG heyday than I do now.

SCANNER! WE WANTS IT!!!

[ericaplease.livejournal.com]

o hay wut

I LOVE YOOOOUUUU

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

YAH, ME 2!

[vinylroad.livejournal.com]

In fact I had a dream last night where he was my boyfriend who was a vampire calling himself the cobra.

LMFAO. Oh man, I love your subconscious. THE COBRA.

One night a couple months ago I had a West Side Story-esque dream where I was Maria and Jared Padalecki was Tony and it was SO DETAILED and there was DANCING and I when I woke up, I started laughing so hard that started choking on my own spit. I can't remember any of it now, other than the photo of him in the wifebeater the other day reminded me of it.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I've never dreamed about Jared or Jensen, I count myself among the unfortunate few. I wish you could remember if Jared was a good dancer or a goof ball.

[balefully.livejournal.com]

I am jealous of your earrings. NO ONE EVER GETS ME EARRINGS AND I CRAVE THEM. lazy_daze and my sister each have given me two pairs and THAT IS IT. D: I usually wear the same ones EVERY DAY. Sigh.

Also soidgnsoinhd <333 your geek makes me weak in the knees, baby!

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

God, I have far too many earrings at this point. But I love them. I will get you earrings. It will be amazing.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

I totally thought that said "invertebrate" for a minute and I was going to be all indignant and make seahorse jokes at you.

You are so totally adorable in that picture. AHHAHAH I love your dream, THE COBRA?! YAY FOR THE SHOUT OUT! (Now I get to do mine? *rubs hands together* not because of evil, because I'm COLD! Today was not a good day to wear a short skirt.)

ANYWAY. I love you lots even when you call me a mollusky whore.

RAFIKI/ZAZU = RAZUKI?

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I didn't call you a mollusky whore. You called yourself that.

[emilytheodd.livejournal.com]

OMG CHANNING/SHIA EXISTS? WHERE?

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

I WISH, it's just always been my preferred Channing-rps thing. And then Sonia was like Shia/Zack and I was like, NUUUUUUUUU. But you can bug torturemysoul because she was supposed to write it.

[emilytheodd.livejournal.com]

What about A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints fic? That would be potentially awesome.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Before or after prison?

[emilytheodd.livejournal.com]

well, Robert Downey Jr. is undeniably compelling. BUT, as this originated with a channing/shia query, I'ma say before.