I guess this is pain avoidance that I haven't hit this person with my laptop

[sweetprince]

I am in Moral Foundations of Politics right now, sitting next to a boy with a horrible sniffle and overabundance of hair and a strong odor of onions. And he's making S & M jokes while we talk about Jeremy Bentham. Bleh. It makes me want to pour soap in his ear in the hopes that it will clean out his brain.

Seriously not only is he hairy and pungent, he is also quite stupid. I seriously don't think this is that complicated. Maybe you don't understand it because your too busy talking about suspension harnesses, hairy man! And if you wipe your nose with your hand one more time, I'm serious about the soap!

Comments

[rejeneration.livejournal.com]

-supplies a bottle for the endeavor!-

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU! He was in the dining hall later. I was not happy.

[thirtysec0nds.livejournal.com]

it makes me want to pour soap in his ear please please please please PLEASE do it and tape it and give it to me!

[thirtysec0nds.livejournal.com]

*hands super strong liquid soap* ITS ALREADY LIQUIFIED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE!