Full Frontal Nerdity

My life is so sad.

memphis86: and I will cheer you on for Eric/Nate
dark_reaction: I am actually being forced to write a sequel to that damn genderswap
memphis86: ahahah by whom?
dark_reaction: pretty much everybody who commented to my story. And rosekay actually wants me to write Brad genderswap.* So I'm like, going to be writing genderswap until I die.
memphis86: pretty much.
I will etch it on your headstone
dark_reaction: wrote genderwap until death?
memphis86: "She died tragically when her genderswap fic notes caused a fatal papercut"
"She is survived by her gentleman lover, Alexander Skarsgard"

*<sub>This Brad genderswap might possibly involve pooltable sex and Brad still being the bigspoon.

Also, I think John Hughes' passing means somebody should write a sixteen candles AU for Brad/Nate. Ah god, it's going to be me isn't it?</sub>

Title: Stoppard Didn't Write This One
Author: dark_reaction
Fandom: Generation Kill
Pairing: Brad/Nate
Word Count: 1,476
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Stafford would like you to know, Ray is not the only person who can know somebody really well.
Notes: This is, hand to god, the crackiest piece of writing I've ever penned. If Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead were about matchmaking marines, I feel it would come out like this. Probably more social commentary.

( Nobody wants the LT staring at them in that pretty-boy-actually-kind-of-terrifyingly-intense way that makes them worry that Fick’s soul is dying, simply because it sucks. )