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[sweetprince]

[	mood	|	wondering about things	]
[	music	|	Go-Sparkle Horse and The Flaming Lips	]

Carolyn and I had a music exchange. We were both lucky, we didn't give each other songs we already had. In fact I'm listening to one of them now. Alicia says I never mention her in here (which is crazy), so here it is . . .Alicia said Goodnight and Go sucked, which made me cry. Ok, now that we've gotten that over with, let's move on to other stuff. I saw Beautiful Thing on Thursday. Ah, I want that movie so badly now. My favorite character was Tony, the slightly psychadelic painter.

Creative stuff abounds. Also, I really can slash everything. I find it rather disturbing. No. Not really. The list of movies/books/comics that I definitively can't slash is very short: Sailor Moon, Equilibrium, Tenchi Muyo, Never Been Kissed, Alias, Big Fish, October Sky, Tithe, The Kushiel Trilogy, X-men, Batman, The West Wing, and Spiderman. Notice that Star Wars and the Fantastic Four do not fall into that category. As of Thursday, not even 21 Jump Street falls into that category. It should also be mentioned that I can't slash Boy Meets World (the people who do scare me), but I'm not a fan of that show really, so it doesn't fall on the list.

Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!

How does the world see me?
Song: Change Your Mind
Artist: The Killers
Comments: Er, that I don’t take no for an answer? I don’t know how else to interpret that.

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Happy Days Theme
Artist: I have no idea
Comments: Well, that’s lucky. I guess I shall be deliriously happy.

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Heaven in your Eyes
Artist: Loverboy
Comments: They all want me desperately? Okay.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Don’t Cry
Artist: Guns N’ Roses
Comments: Well, if I’m making people cry, I’m guessing no.

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Yahweh
Artist: U2
Comments: So all I have to do is become God. Right, that’s not difficult at all.

What should I do with my life?
Song: Forgiven
Artist: Alanis Morrisette
Comments: So I should find myself a boyfriend, do something terrible to him, and then attempt to justify myself? Sounds like a grand destiny.

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Girl Anachronism
Artist: The Dresden Dolls
Comments: Hahaha, what a perfect song for that idiotic question, and the answer would be BECAUSE I’M INSANE.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: 14 Years
Artist: Guns N’ Roses
Comments: Spaz out at my dad? That definitely sounds orgasmic.

Will I ever have children?
Song: Judy is a Punk
Artist: The Ramones
Comments: Er, yes, I will, and I guess they will drive me nuts.

Will I die happy?
Song: The Space Between
Artist: Roxy Music
Comments: Apparently I’m going to commit suicide after a terrible relationship. That’s the only thing this could possibly mean.

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Tender
Artist: Blur
Comments: I suppose this a reminder to remember that “this too shall pass”

What is happiness?
Song: To Have and To Hold
Artist: Depeche Mode
Comments: A diseased marriage, yes, everybody jumps for joy over having those.

What is my favourite fetish?
Song: Vision
Artist: Hildegard Von Bingen
Comments: Praising the virgin in latin?

How will I be remembered?
Song: Cover Me
Artist: Bruce Springsteen
Comments: As a damsel in distress? Hey now! I protest that.

How do I get more sex?
Song: The Boys Of Summer
Artist: Don Henley
Comments: Uh, okay, fixate on a relationship I had ages ago?
to whom it may concern . . .I also don't think that constipated looking Marines hanging off of ropes is much of an inspiration for me to suddenly join up. Time for the armed forces to find a new Advertising Director.