Eventually, I'll read this, but I can't get past this part:
He never told them his pledge name was whale anus, that he’d been made to do an elephant walk through central campus with the twelve other pledges, and been forced to serve as the body that his fellow pledges took shots off of, along with a variety of other better left unsaid events. By the time he was a sophomore and living in the house, he’d lost his virginity, dropped acid, been bailed out of jail, worn a diaper and a gas mask in front of the entire campus, and gotten sucked off once in class.
Over all, there were more credits than there were debits.
because I am choking with laughter, and because my husband was at a fraternity, at Cornell, and uh, yeah. You're not far off.
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Eventually, I'll read this, but I can't get past this part:
He never told them his pledge name was whale anus, that he’d been made to do an elephant walk through central campus with the twelve other pledges, and been forced to serve as the body that his fellow pledges took shots off of, along with a variety of other better left unsaid events. By the time he was a sophomore and living in the house, he’d lost his virginity, dropped acid, been bailed out of jail, worn a diaper and a gas mask in front of the entire campus, and gotten sucked off once in class.
Over all, there were more credits than there were debits.
because I am choking with laughter, and because my husband was at a fraternity, at Cornell, and uh, yeah. You're not far off.