Full Frontal Nerdity

Speaking of Callum Keith Rennie, I think that Skeet Ulrich is a in fact the CKR/Johnny Depp extra weird looking lovechild, thus explaining my embarrassing attraction to him (excuses excuses!) Watch Scream again and see! Or Jericho, so someone can write me awesome fic. It's a very natural crossover with GK - I think Skeet's character was supposed to have been in Iraq at some point in five years prior to the show. CRASS UNSUBTLE HINT

Actual prompt: Sam/Ellie/Awesome! Ellawesam? Sell Awesome? Awesammie?