Aw, come on now! Don't judge Nate because he wrote romance novels to pay his way through college and now he's stuck in the jungles of Columbia trying to save his stupid brother Craig from some drug lords and has to rely on the kindness of a hot stranger who plans to take advantage of him are thwarted by a little thing called truuuuuuuuuuuue loooooooooooooove! He is, after all, a hopeful romantic! :D