Nobody will ever die. Unless it's together at the same time, whispering I love you, or something.

*chokes* AHAHAHAHA! But seriously, that's like the only death scenario I'd be able to handle (and still, I'd be really really sad about it). I'm a sappy wimp. I want my boys to be happy.

Okay, I'm going to have to make it a point to work through all your fics, because you, madam, are awesome ;)