Excellent. I have never been so pleased at the prospect of someone being stupid! =D
*giggle* You know, that's totally what Nate says when Brad gets it up almost inhumanly fast after they just had hot, dirty sex. Nate's all, "What, already? What the fuck did the Marine Corps do to you, give you little blue and red pills?" and Brad's all,
"Nate, the blue and red pills are a Matrix thing. I'm a Marine. We're fucking cold-blooded, (some of us are maniacal) hard-hearted killers, not pussy emo-kids with slicked-back hair, a penchance for sad, pseudo-S&M-leather clothes, obviously dilated pupils which require constant black sunglasses, and stupid acrobatics that could be avoided by putting a fucking bullet in your fucking opponent's head. Also, it took Neo how long to get laid? That chick was hot for him - your imaginary God knows why - and they only proceeded to the fucking-like-sad-zoo-animals stage after she nearly died. Sad. So fucking sad."
and Nate's like, "Okay," and he only then notices that all the while he was talking, Brad had maneuvered them into a totally-ready-for-filthy-sex position, and is already slicked up and shit.
Mmmmyeah.
Yes. Brad walks off all distracted, and Nate - duh! - follows, and they're mad and then have hot sex and Nate's all, "Wow! This feels better as a dude!" and Brad's all CONFUZZLED. Because he's not only hot when he's angry - no, no, he's also freaking hot when he's confused. Because his eyebrows furrow and he occasionally bites at his lip and maybe that tongue of his darts out - and you totally know Walt stole the tongue-move from Brad. Talk about hero worship.
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*giggle* You know, that's totally what Nate says when Brad gets it up almost inhumanly fast after they just had hot, dirty sex. Nate's all, "What, already? What the fuck did the Marine Corps do to you, give you little blue and red pills?" and Brad's all,
"Nate, the blue and red pills are a Matrix thing. I'm a Marine. We're fucking cold-blooded, (some of us are maniacal) hard-hearted killers, not pussy emo-kids with slicked-back hair, a penchance for sad, pseudo-S&M-leather clothes, obviously dilated pupils which require constant black sunglasses, and stupid acrobatics that could be avoided by putting a fucking bullet in your fucking opponent's head. Also, it took Neo how long to get laid? That chick was hot for him - your imaginary God knows why - and they only proceeded to the fucking-like-sad-zoo-animals stage after she nearly died. Sad. So fucking sad."
and Nate's like, "Okay," and he only then notices that all the while he was talking, Brad had maneuvered them into a totally-ready-for-filthy-sex position, and is already slicked up and shit.
Mmmmyeah.
Yes. Brad walks off all distracted, and Nate - duh! - follows, and they're mad and then have hot sex and Nate's all, "Wow! This feels better as a dude!" and Brad's all CONFUZZLED. Because he's not only hot when he's angry - no, no, he's also freaking hot when he's confused. Because his eyebrows furrow and he occasionally bites at his lip and maybe that tongue of his darts out - and you totally know Walt stole the tongue-move from Brad. Talk about hero worship.