sweetprince | Vanilla Meme

In response to the rash of kink memes we've been having. If you like a little vanilla in your fic:

Rules
1. It's very important to remember that all entries be vanilla. By which we mean there can be sex, even explicit sex, just not the kind you might hesitate mentioning you've had in front of people that aren't fangirls. As

memphis86 put it, "no whips, no chains, no cherry sauce." Angst or Schmoop though, go crazy.

2. Post as many prompts as you want. As you notice

memphis86 and I were a little short on prompts for Dean/Castiel and Sam/Ruby. Don't let that stop you from participating.

3. When you reply, please post the prompt you've filled in the header so that we can link back to it easily. Multiple entries for the same prompt are totally awesome. Be nice, have fun!

Sam/Dean Prompts
-Sam/Dean, public displays of affection.
-Sam/Dean, cooking in a motel kitchen
-Sam/Dean, massage
-Sam/Dean, splitting the newspaper Here by

bekkis
-Sam/Dean, reading aloud because someone is incapacitated or because they’ve stumbled across something funny and/or touching.
-Sam/Dean, making-out
-Sam/Dean, spooning
-Sam/Dean, making use of powers for foreplay
-Sam/Dean, dressing up for a masquerade party for a case
-Sam/Dean, running through water fountains
-Sam/Dean, swimming in the rain or skinny dipping Here by

elohvee
-Sam/Dean, going to the beach
-Sam/Dean, a girl buying Sam a girly drink in a bar and Dean’s reaction
-Sam/Dean, Sam getting fitted for a suit after they destroy the old one on a hunt here by

dark_reaction
-Sam/Dean, by a fireplace
-Sam/Dean, somebody mistaking Sam and Dean as a couple on an airplane when Dean is hyper-ventilating and Sam is trying to comfort him, and Dean getting pissed off that he has to sit next to the person that thinks he’s gay Here by

lazy_daze
-Sam/Dean, mile-high club
-Sam/Dean, eating some kind of unusual ethnic food after Sam rebels at the suggestion of another roadside diner
-Sam/Dean, ending up at a dance club for a case and being forced to dance
-Sam/Dean, fixing a house up for a friend
-Sam/Dean, Chuck crossover where Sam is shopping at Buy More and geeking out over technology, Morgan assuming they’re gay and being obnoxiously overly helpful, Chuck having to drag him away
-Sam/Dean, morning after awkwardness after the first time
-Sam/Dean, “Dean, you’re an asshole, stop taking naked pictures of me.”Here by

trueshellz
-Sam/Dean, case at a haunted sleep away camp and getting caught by the kids making out in the woods/canoe
-Sam/Dean, “Closing Time” by Semisonic comes on the radio and Sam remembers listening to it when he was younger and pining for Dean.
-Sam/Dean, falling asleep on each other’s shoulders in a public place
-Sam/Dean, Blackout Here by

memphis86
-Sam/Dean, locked in a closet Here by

memphis86
-Sam/Dean, watching True Blood Here by

rosekay and not exactly a follow-up, but a spin off where Dean and Sam come across Fangtasia Here also by

rosekay
-Sam/Dean, Sam makes up ridiculous rhymes to help him remember things. Dean counters with suggestive limericks
-Sam/Dean, A night in the library after-hours.
-Sam/Dean, Dean and Sam wander into a garden filled with good, old-fashioned sex pollen.
-Sam/Dean, vanilla ice-cream Here by

dark_reaction and a follow up by

ignited about Dean and an Ice Cream Truck here
thanks to nomelon
Sam/Dean - having to be very, very quiet
Sam/Dean - camping
Sam/Dean - on a deserted beach at sunset Here by

ignipes
Sam/Dean - suntan lotion on sun-warmed skin, Dean's freckles, Sam's HANDS. Here by

dark_reaction and Here by

elohvee
Sam/Dean - tipsy Sam has never done bodyshots, Dean shows him how
Sam/Dean - playing football in a meadow
Sam/Dean - walking barefoot on the grass
Sam/Dean - asleep in the backseat of the Impala Here by

trueshellz
Sam/Dean - haircut Here by

bekkis
Sam/Dean - a sack of oranges Here by

regala_electra

Sam/Ruby
-Sam/Ruby, Twister
-Sam/Ruby, training with powers
-Sam/Ruby, Sam geeking out about history and Ruby revealing how all of what he knows is wrong. Because she was there.
-Sam/Ruby, pretending to be married
-Sam/Ruby, Ruby getting lost in the cooking section of a bookstore and Sam being all shocked at this sudden display of domesticity

Dean/Castiel
-Dean/Castiel: Dean takes him to the movies. Castiel doesn't realize he needs to whisper inside. Here by

seahorse_4215
-Dean/Castiel: Driving lessons in the impala. Dean almost makes Castiel swear a blood oath before setting foot into his "baby".

Assorted Other pairings
-Dean/Henriksen: Dean wakes up and Henriksen is watching him sleep, dirt on his hands from where he crawled out of the grave.
-Dean/Henriksen: Buddy cop cliche trope. Only sexier.

-Sam/Castiel: Asking for forgiveness.
-Sam/Castiel: Sam has an old scripture to translate. Castiel shows off his skilled tongue.

-Uriel/Castiel: Before the war, Uriel had the best sense of humor in the group. And Castiel used to laugh clear and free, smiling like the sun. And Uriel just wanted to see him like that every day.

-Lucifer/Castiel: Brothers in arms, er, wings.
-Lucifer/Sam: My favorite mistake.
-Lucifer/Ruby: Best minion ever.

-Pamela/Ruby: Why the Ramones are the best band Ruby would ever have the pleasure to hear during her time on Earth.
-Anna/Pamela: Pamela changing her bandages. Anna assists her, and can't help but steal a kiss.
-Ruby/Anna: Gay chicken in the backseat. Ruby started it! Here by

not_refined and Here by

slartibartfast
-Dean/Pamela: Pamela steals one of Dean's favorite classic rock t-shirts every time she spends the night. Dean doesn't notice for a few weeks.
Chuck/Castiel: Sometimes the dreams and reality start to get fuzzy. All that tequila doesn't help much either but Chuck's been waking up covered in feathers and should figure out why. Here by

thunder_nari
Meg/Ruby - get magical amnesia and they're very drawn to one another but they have no idea why

So, get cracking!

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"Now's good."

"You want to go back even though the room's dark and it's hot as hell in there?" Sam asks, maybe more like a rhetorical question because Dean's already up, tugging Sam's collar to try and pry him along.

"Yeah, c'mon it's our first non-demonic blackout. We could light candles and listen to battery-powered radio and get the full experience."

"But I checked and we're out of emergency candles, we only had summoning and banishing candles left."

Dean smiles. "I have a stash of them somewhere."

**

Dean manages to produce a pack of unused birthday cake candles, which make pretty lousy lights so Sam uses the glow of his cellphone to navigate the room without bumping into furniture.

"Dean, c'mon let's go back outside, it's pitch black in here. At least the motel manger has those emergency lights up with his generator."

Dean blows out the little blue candle in his hand and flops back on the bed. "You should stop wasting the battery on that thing," he says to Sam.

Sam narrows his eyes. "What is going on with you tonight, Dean? It's just a blackout," he says, sitting on the bed beside him.

Dean shrugs his shoulders. "I've never had blackout sex."

Sam's mouth gets dry all of a sudden. "Oh."

"I heard from someone blackout sex doesn't count. It's like sex in another country, or Vegas, or sex at the end of the world. Well, maybe more like sex at the end of the world only you're using it as an excuse to have sex you normally wouldn't have."

"Oh," Sam says, quietly clicking off his cellphone. The room is pitch black, warm, and Dean's mouth is on his, hands peeling off the layers of clothing stuck to Sam with sweat and heat.

"So, blackout sex doesn't count," Sam manages when Dean releases his mouth and he's pushing him into the bed, and it's hot—so hot he doesn't want to move and doesn't want to have Dean's body on him like a furnace, but can't stop his arms from wrapping around his neck and bringing him closer.

"Nope, doesn't count, it's hot and filthy and disgusting and it's a free pass on everything."

Sam breathes, more heat to add to the room, more heat to surround him, fill him, fuck him raw. "Good to know."

**

In the morning, when the air conditioner sputters to life and jars them awake, Dean almost choking on a snore and Sam's mouth feeling raw and back in the wrong place and numbness in two of his fingers that Dean may have slept on, he takes in a moment to think.

"I heard that post-blackout sex doesn't count either," Sam says.

Dean looks over his shoulder at him with bedroom eyes and hair sticking up in the back and flattened down in the front.

"Let's hope for your sake it doesn't, you have the stupidest looking bedhead in the known universe. I have standards, Sammy," Dean yawns. "But get the condoms and we'll see."

Hooey! And Sam was dilly-dallying on the kissing bit? What's wrong with him.

Eeeeee! THE BANTER is my favourite. :)

LOVELY.

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