sweetprince | Vanilla Meme

In response to the rash of kink memes we've been having. If you like a little vanilla in your fic:

Rules
1. It's very important to remember that all entries be vanilla. By which we mean there can be sex, even explicit sex, just not the kind you might hesitate mentioning you've had in front of people that aren't fangirls. As

memphis86 put it, "no whips, no chains, no cherry sauce." Angst or Schmoop though, go crazy.

2. Post as many prompts as you want. As you notice

memphis86 and I were a little short on prompts for Dean/Castiel and Sam/Ruby. Don't let that stop you from participating.

3. When you reply, please post the prompt you've filled in the header so that we can link back to it easily. Multiple entries for the same prompt are totally awesome. Be nice, have fun!

Sam/Dean Prompts
-Sam/Dean, public displays of affection.
-Sam/Dean, cooking in a motel kitchen
-Sam/Dean, massage
-Sam/Dean, splitting the newspaper Here by

bekkis
-Sam/Dean, reading aloud because someone is incapacitated or because they’ve stumbled across something funny and/or touching.
-Sam/Dean, making-out
-Sam/Dean, spooning
-Sam/Dean, making use of powers for foreplay
-Sam/Dean, dressing up for a masquerade party for a case
-Sam/Dean, running through water fountains
-Sam/Dean, swimming in the rain or skinny dipping Here by

elohvee
-Sam/Dean, going to the beach
-Sam/Dean, a girl buying Sam a girly drink in a bar and Dean’s reaction
-Sam/Dean, Sam getting fitted for a suit after they destroy the old one on a hunt here by

dark_reaction
-Sam/Dean, by a fireplace
-Sam/Dean, somebody mistaking Sam and Dean as a couple on an airplane when Dean is hyper-ventilating and Sam is trying to comfort him, and Dean getting pissed off that he has to sit next to the person that thinks he’s gay Here by

lazy_daze
-Sam/Dean, mile-high club
-Sam/Dean, eating some kind of unusual ethnic food after Sam rebels at the suggestion of another roadside diner
-Sam/Dean, ending up at a dance club for a case and being forced to dance
-Sam/Dean, fixing a house up for a friend
-Sam/Dean, Chuck crossover where Sam is shopping at Buy More and geeking out over technology, Morgan assuming they’re gay and being obnoxiously overly helpful, Chuck having to drag him away
-Sam/Dean, morning after awkwardness after the first time
-Sam/Dean, “Dean, you’re an asshole, stop taking naked pictures of me.”Here by

trueshellz
-Sam/Dean, case at a haunted sleep away camp and getting caught by the kids making out in the woods/canoe
-Sam/Dean, “Closing Time” by Semisonic comes on the radio and Sam remembers listening to it when he was younger and pining for Dean.
-Sam/Dean, falling asleep on each other’s shoulders in a public place
-Sam/Dean, Blackout Here by

memphis86
-Sam/Dean, locked in a closet Here by

memphis86
-Sam/Dean, watching True Blood Here by

rosekay and not exactly a follow-up, but a spin off where Dean and Sam come across Fangtasia Here also by

rosekay
-Sam/Dean, Sam makes up ridiculous rhymes to help him remember things. Dean counters with suggestive limericks
-Sam/Dean, A night in the library after-hours.
-Sam/Dean, Dean and Sam wander into a garden filled with good, old-fashioned sex pollen.
-Sam/Dean, vanilla ice-cream Here by

dark_reaction and a follow up by

ignited about Dean and an Ice Cream Truck here
thanks to nomelon
Sam/Dean - having to be very, very quiet
Sam/Dean - camping
Sam/Dean - on a deserted beach at sunset Here by

ignipes
Sam/Dean - suntan lotion on sun-warmed skin, Dean's freckles, Sam's HANDS. Here by

dark_reaction and Here by

elohvee
Sam/Dean - tipsy Sam has never done bodyshots, Dean shows him how
Sam/Dean - playing football in a meadow
Sam/Dean - walking barefoot on the grass
Sam/Dean - asleep in the backseat of the Impala Here by

trueshellz
Sam/Dean - haircut Here by

bekkis
Sam/Dean - a sack of oranges Here by

regala_electra

Sam/Ruby
-Sam/Ruby, Twister
-Sam/Ruby, training with powers
-Sam/Ruby, Sam geeking out about history and Ruby revealing how all of what he knows is wrong. Because she was there.
-Sam/Ruby, pretending to be married
-Sam/Ruby, Ruby getting lost in the cooking section of a bookstore and Sam being all shocked at this sudden display of domesticity

Dean/Castiel
-Dean/Castiel: Dean takes him to the movies. Castiel doesn't realize he needs to whisper inside. Here by

seahorse_4215
-Dean/Castiel: Driving lessons in the impala. Dean almost makes Castiel swear a blood oath before setting foot into his "baby".

Assorted Other pairings
-Dean/Henriksen: Dean wakes up and Henriksen is watching him sleep, dirt on his hands from where he crawled out of the grave.
-Dean/Henriksen: Buddy cop cliche trope. Only sexier.

-Sam/Castiel: Asking for forgiveness.
-Sam/Castiel: Sam has an old scripture to translate. Castiel shows off his skilled tongue.

-Uriel/Castiel: Before the war, Uriel had the best sense of humor in the group. And Castiel used to laugh clear and free, smiling like the sun. And Uriel just wanted to see him like that every day.

-Lucifer/Castiel: Brothers in arms, er, wings.
-Lucifer/Sam: My favorite mistake.
-Lucifer/Ruby: Best minion ever.

-Pamela/Ruby: Why the Ramones are the best band Ruby would ever have the pleasure to hear during her time on Earth.
-Anna/Pamela: Pamela changing her bandages. Anna assists her, and can't help but steal a kiss.
-Ruby/Anna: Gay chicken in the backseat. Ruby started it! Here by

not_refined and Here by

slartibartfast
-Dean/Pamela: Pamela steals one of Dean's favorite classic rock t-shirts every time she spends the night. Dean doesn't notice for a few weeks.
Chuck/Castiel: Sometimes the dreams and reality start to get fuzzy. All that tequila doesn't help much either but Chuck's been waking up covered in feathers and should figure out why. Here by

thunder_nari
Meg/Ruby - get magical amnesia and they're very drawn to one another but they have no idea why

So, get cracking!

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The plane dips slightly then, little stomach-shivering moment of weightlessness, and the seatbelt signs ping on. Dean makes a strangled sort of noise that might in other circumstances be hilarious, but Sam bites back any sort of reaction that would get him cut off for days - or at least until Dean got bored of his own hand - and rubs Dean's back soothingly again. The plane shudders some more and Dean moans sort of helplessly, flinching and cowering towards Sam, and Sam gives into his protective instinct and the hopeless urge to comfort and try to fix things by tugging Dean into his side, close as he can get with the armrest in the way, and Dean presses his face gratifyingly into Sam's chest.

The guy across the aisle shoots them another glare and clears his throat pointedly, and Sam levels a flat stare at him, wondering if his urge to kick this guy really hard in the balls is coming across.

The plane settles down into a smooth journey, and Dean relaxes a fraction but doesn't move, though he sighs sort of resignedly.

"Yeah," he mumbles, "okay, this is pretty gay."

Sam makes a hmmming noise. "I don't know," he says, "think we can be gayer. If we're gonna get glared at for it anyway." He wriggles down in his seat slightly, Dean flinching and clutching with each movement, until he can bend his head to Dean's ear and press a little kiss to the skin just under, slightly damp with nervous sweat. He touches his tongue out lightly and finally feels Dean shudder at something that isn't the swaying of the plane. "See, getting gayer," he says, lips brushing over Dean's ear, before he takes Dean's earlobe between his teeth and worries it a little, sucking gently. His hand caresses Dean's back and shoulder again, but less soothing and more sensual, and he feels Dean relax in stages against him, hand still gripping Sam's shirt but not quite so desperately.

Sam pulls back a little, and nudge Dean's nose with his own when Dean turns to look at him. "Now that was the gayest thing so far," Dean says, but he's kind of smiling a little bit and slumped against Sam. "Just so we're clear, this plane is like Vegas."

"Mmm?"

"What happens here, stays the fuck here."

And with that Dean lets out a huge sigh, like all the freaking out had exhausted him, and shoots a suspicious look around the plane, though Sam doesn't know if he's daring people to look at him judgmentally or daring the plane to shudder again. Either way, Dean seems satisfied, because a few minutes later he's snoring on Sam's shoulder.

He glances across the aisle and sees the wife of the Judgy Guy swallowing down a Valium, and a few minutes looks back to see her slumped over the armrest onto her husband's shoulder, mouth slightly open as she also snores.

Dean's warm and sleeping peacefully on his shoulder, and Sam feels happy and charitable, so he gives the guy a grin, sort of conspiratorial man, what we have to up with, eh?, and grins even harder when the guy gives him a confused half-smile in return.

Sam closes his eyes and tilts his head to rest his cheek on Dean's hair. He wonders how far he'll have to go distract Dean when it comes to landing. He goes to sleep with a little smile on his face.

★_____★

Love this so much.

Yay, vanilla goodness. I especially love your Dean in this, he's so charmingly terrified. Though Sam is lovely, too: his smile makes even a homophobe smile in return, how could I resist? (I just re-watched "Hookman" and those dimples are killing me, or maybe it's the lips or the teeth or the eyes or S1 hair ... oooohhh, Sam!)

"What, a guy can't, fuckin' - touch his brother during emotional trauma without being gay?"
- XD; well, with you going gay for your brother, we'll never know for sure ...

YOU RULE!

"We're not being gay right now! I'm too busy trying to not die in this fucking death trap of a stupid fuckin' human invention to even think about your dick, sorry Sammy"

BEST LINE EVERRRRRRRRRR!

Dean makes a dismissive noise. "What, a guy can't, fuckin' - touch his brother during emotional trauma without being gay?"
Ahaha, I kind of loved this part A LOT.

you know, Sam/Dean PDAs make the world a better place, there really need to be a hell of a lot more. This was loooooooverley.

We're not being gay right now!

Ahahahaha, Dean! Just keep telling yourself that, babe.

This made me smile so much. :)

THIS IS MADE OF LOVE.

*cuddles it*

Awwwwwwwww, this is too adorable for words, and still so *them* :)

Eee, this is fabulous. So adorable, and Dean's freak out both cracked me up and made me want to hug him. Awesome.

That was awesome
Fave line:
"What, a guy can't, fuckin' - touch his brother during emotional trauma without being gay?"

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LOVE! LOOOOOVE!! *BEAMS*

Heeeeeee, so cute!

WIIIIN!!!! times a gazillion! ^___^ "What, a guy can't, fuckin' - touch his brother during emotional trauma without being gay?" MOST AWESOME LINE. \o/ hee. GREAT job here. =D

The clutching!
Yes.
And that moment at the end, when the guy smiles back at Sam with their respective wives all sleepy on their shoulders, because who can resist a happy charitable Sam-smile? not even homophobic grumpies.

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