sweetprince | Vanilla Meme

In response to the rash of kink memes we've been having. If you like a little vanilla in your fic:

Rules
1. It's very important to remember that all entries be vanilla. By which we mean there can be sex, even explicit sex, just not the kind you might hesitate mentioning you've had in front of people that aren't fangirls. As

memphis86 put it, "no whips, no chains, no cherry sauce." Angst or Schmoop though, go crazy.

2. Post as many prompts as you want. As you notice

memphis86 and I were a little short on prompts for Dean/Castiel and Sam/Ruby. Don't let that stop you from participating.

3. When you reply, please post the prompt you've filled in the header so that we can link back to it easily. Multiple entries for the same prompt are totally awesome. Be nice, have fun!

Sam/Dean Prompts
-Sam/Dean, public displays of affection.
-Sam/Dean, cooking in a motel kitchen
-Sam/Dean, massage
-Sam/Dean, splitting the newspaper Here by

bekkis
-Sam/Dean, reading aloud because someone is incapacitated or because they’ve stumbled across something funny and/or touching.
-Sam/Dean, making-out
-Sam/Dean, spooning
-Sam/Dean, making use of powers for foreplay
-Sam/Dean, dressing up for a masquerade party for a case
-Sam/Dean, running through water fountains
-Sam/Dean, swimming in the rain or skinny dipping Here by

elohvee
-Sam/Dean, going to the beach
-Sam/Dean, a girl buying Sam a girly drink in a bar and Dean’s reaction
-Sam/Dean, Sam getting fitted for a suit after they destroy the old one on a hunt here by

dark_reaction
-Sam/Dean, by a fireplace
-Sam/Dean, somebody mistaking Sam and Dean as a couple on an airplane when Dean is hyper-ventilating and Sam is trying to comfort him, and Dean getting pissed off that he has to sit next to the person that thinks he’s gay Here by

lazy_daze
-Sam/Dean, mile-high club
-Sam/Dean, eating some kind of unusual ethnic food after Sam rebels at the suggestion of another roadside diner
-Sam/Dean, ending up at a dance club for a case and being forced to dance
-Sam/Dean, fixing a house up for a friend
-Sam/Dean, Chuck crossover where Sam is shopping at Buy More and geeking out over technology, Morgan assuming they’re gay and being obnoxiously overly helpful, Chuck having to drag him away
-Sam/Dean, morning after awkwardness after the first time
-Sam/Dean, “Dean, you’re an asshole, stop taking naked pictures of me.”Here by

trueshellz
-Sam/Dean, case at a haunted sleep away camp and getting caught by the kids making out in the woods/canoe
-Sam/Dean, “Closing Time” by Semisonic comes on the radio and Sam remembers listening to it when he was younger and pining for Dean.
-Sam/Dean, falling asleep on each other’s shoulders in a public place
-Sam/Dean, Blackout Here by

memphis86
-Sam/Dean, locked in a closet Here by

memphis86
-Sam/Dean, watching True Blood Here by

rosekay and not exactly a follow-up, but a spin off where Dean and Sam come across Fangtasia Here also by

rosekay
-Sam/Dean, Sam makes up ridiculous rhymes to help him remember things. Dean counters with suggestive limericks
-Sam/Dean, A night in the library after-hours.
-Sam/Dean, Dean and Sam wander into a garden filled with good, old-fashioned sex pollen.
-Sam/Dean, vanilla ice-cream Here by

dark_reaction and a follow up by

ignited about Dean and an Ice Cream Truck here
thanks to nomelon
Sam/Dean - having to be very, very quiet
Sam/Dean - camping
Sam/Dean - on a deserted beach at sunset Here by

ignipes
Sam/Dean - suntan lotion on sun-warmed skin, Dean's freckles, Sam's HANDS. Here by

dark_reaction and Here by

elohvee
Sam/Dean - tipsy Sam has never done bodyshots, Dean shows him how
Sam/Dean - playing football in a meadow
Sam/Dean - walking barefoot on the grass
Sam/Dean - asleep in the backseat of the Impala Here by

trueshellz
Sam/Dean - haircut Here by

bekkis
Sam/Dean - a sack of oranges Here by

regala_electra

Sam/Ruby
-Sam/Ruby, Twister
-Sam/Ruby, training with powers
-Sam/Ruby, Sam geeking out about history and Ruby revealing how all of what he knows is wrong. Because she was there.
-Sam/Ruby, pretending to be married
-Sam/Ruby, Ruby getting lost in the cooking section of a bookstore and Sam being all shocked at this sudden display of domesticity

Dean/Castiel
-Dean/Castiel: Dean takes him to the movies. Castiel doesn't realize he needs to whisper inside. Here by

seahorse_4215
-Dean/Castiel: Driving lessons in the impala. Dean almost makes Castiel swear a blood oath before setting foot into his "baby".

Assorted Other pairings
-Dean/Henriksen: Dean wakes up and Henriksen is watching him sleep, dirt on his hands from where he crawled out of the grave.
-Dean/Henriksen: Buddy cop cliche trope. Only sexier.

-Sam/Castiel: Asking for forgiveness.
-Sam/Castiel: Sam has an old scripture to translate. Castiel shows off his skilled tongue.

-Uriel/Castiel: Before the war, Uriel had the best sense of humor in the group. And Castiel used to laugh clear and free, smiling like the sun. And Uriel just wanted to see him like that every day.

-Lucifer/Castiel: Brothers in arms, er, wings.
-Lucifer/Sam: My favorite mistake.
-Lucifer/Ruby: Best minion ever.

-Pamela/Ruby: Why the Ramones are the best band Ruby would ever have the pleasure to hear during her time on Earth.
-Anna/Pamela: Pamela changing her bandages. Anna assists her, and can't help but steal a kiss.
-Ruby/Anna: Gay chicken in the backseat. Ruby started it! Here by

not_refined and Here by

slartibartfast
-Dean/Pamela: Pamela steals one of Dean's favorite classic rock t-shirts every time she spends the night. Dean doesn't notice for a few weeks.
Chuck/Castiel: Sometimes the dreams and reality start to get fuzzy. All that tequila doesn't help much either but Chuck's been waking up covered in feathers and should figure out why. Here by

thunder_nari
Meg/Ruby - get magical amnesia and they're very drawn to one another but they have no idea why

So, get cracking!

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Here's a prompt!

Sam/Dean, vanilla ice cream.

Sam used to love vanilla ice cream, but then he'd had one crazy girlfriend before Jess, who always wanted to pour dessert on him and eat it off. After the fifth time of getting ice cream in his hair, in his pubes, mashed into his mouth and smelling like vanilla bean for days, he realized he couldn't eat it anymore.

There's this one girl on the case, she's pretty and sweet and she smells exactly like vanilla ice cream and Sam feels vaguely nauseous. He keeps wanting to cover his nose up with his hand, but he doesn't want to be rude.

When they leave, Dean asks him why he was being so twitchy. "You were like a beetle on it's back, Sam," he says.

Sam makes a face. "I hate vanilla ice cream."

"What?" Dean looks incredulous,"But it was all you would eat as a kid."

"Bad experience," is all Sam has to say. He can just imagine Dean laughing himself into next week.

Dean shoots him an indecipherable look as they head back to the car and then he leans across the space between him. The outside of his palm accidentally-on purpose skims Sam's thigh and he whispers in Sam's ear, "Well, that's okay, I like chocolate better."

The outside of his palm accidentally-on purpose skims Sam's thigh and he whispers in Sam's ear, "Well, that's okay, I like chocolate better."

lkajsdflkdfj YOU ARE AMAAAZING. *_*

Dean totally shares my snootiness toward ice cream trucks. HE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN, LAUREN. ;)

OH MY GOD. WRITE ME DEAN AND AN ICE CREAM TRUCK. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

aghhh blargh. FOR YOU. I apologize.

*****
The thing is, there's an art to picking the right ice cream truck. Sam would give Dean hell for that, new ammo for their own battle of eccentricities--how Dean scoffs at the type of coffee Sam drinks, like lattes and mochas or whatever the fuck, and how Dean has this own quirks about food. They're rare quirks, because give him food and he's good, a growing man after all, but once in a while, he'll come across something that won't go down easy.

Or won't go down at all. Like escargot, or something. That's not right.

But when it's ice cream from those squat little trucks, red and blue, jingling music that cues his stomach to rumble-- there's an art.

"Here," Sam says impatiently, giving the man a five dollar bill in the truck as Dean angles his head, trying to lap up the ice cream before it falls. There's sprinkles on his lip that he licks off as Sam gets back his change.

"Dean, I don't see why this couldn't have waited," Sam says. "Though watching you act like you're five is always fun."

"They're different. Taste different," Dean mumbles between licks.

"It's an ice cream cone. With sprinkles."

Dean rolls his eyes. "Dude, don't gimme that shit. There's a difference."

As good as he is telling the difference between ice cream by truck type -- always go for Mr. Softee -- turns out Dean is also good at picking up on a case, especially since the rival truck chugging along in the neighborhood is actually powered by ghosts.

Dean nods at Sam's laptop and the news report in his browser window. "See. Told you so."

"That your tastebuds are Nancy Drew?" Sam says, looking up. "Or the Hardy Boys?"

He grunts, ready to speak but Sam swipes a thumb along his lip, tugging at the corner of his mouth. "Sprinkle."

"Uh huh," Dean murmurs, lip catching on Sam's thumb, fingers, before he leans in to kiss him softly on the mouth. "Make sure you got some bills left over. Gotta do some follow ups. Taste testing for bad ice cream."

Sam huffs a breath against his mouth, a light laugh before he nudges Dean on the shoulder. It's quick and abrupt, but he's grinning widely, a welcomed sight. "Right."

OH MY GOD. YAY. And there was a public display of affection in there. I'M SO HAPPY. I COULD BREAK-DANCE.

GLEE. GLEEEEE!! *ggg*

♥!

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