You know I love you, but you might be the death of me

I say I'm going to post more about RL, and then I'm radio silence for four days. Admittedly, I've mostly been going quietly insane. I left my computer charger at a coffee shop yesterday and then walked back in the rain in my pajamas to get it. The guys who work there were like WOW, shit show! Also, Meredith called me just before we were supposed to meet before we went to the library, and when I was all flustered she assumed I'd been masturbating, so she was like, "Take ten minutes!"

I was so horrified when I found out. Mostly because I'd like to think if I'd actually been masturbating, that she never would've known! I CAN BE STEALTHY! SIGH.

Also I keep finding chocolate smeared all over the place. This is not good.