The Best Story Ever

I learned something very important last night. Shaving cream is tear-free. Let's ignore the fact that I got shaving cream (the kind that goes on your legs, even) in my eye. I don't know how this happened, let's just say I have physics defying powers. In any event, it didn't hurt. Amazement ensued.

Anyway, I just had the bomb diggity talk with a professor, the leaves are coming out, and it'll be warm enough for me to go running tonight. I am calling this an A+ situation.