Can't Keep A Good Woman Down

Hey, Guys.

I know I said I wouldn't be back for awhile, but I got so freakin' bored that I couldn't help running straight over here. Thank you to everyone who wished me well, it means a lot to me. I don't know if you guys want the gory details, but at this point, I have four broken teeth on the bottom, a broken nose, and a facial laceration extending from my right eyebrow on down to the opposite cheek. Looks like my nose is going to come together fine, although seriously, I look like Kara from Nip/Tuck--face all swelled up and crazy. However, my cheek is going to scar.

I'm having a little trouble wrapping my mind around that. My mother and I just stepped into the back of a cab to go visit a museum and now she has a fractured cheek and they're still holding her in the hospital and I look like the loser in a boxing match.

More than anything I wish we hadn't stepped into the back of that cab.