Why, Lauren? Do you even know?

I don't like getting drunk a whole lot. I mean, being tipsy and laughy and playing drinking games, I understand the appeal.

( Cut for rants on my very bad behavior )

Today was the activities bazaar for Freshman and of course I was at the co-op table. Nobody paid attention to us until Ben and I got up on the ledge around Beinecke Plaza and started dancing with the ginormous pride flag. I was so afraid I was going to fall, it's probably a twenty foot drop. Now I'm horribly sunburned, but for once the co-op raked in a lot of girls. It was all because of my creative interpretive dance. We had two lesbian freshman last year (and then myself, who was Bi), and now we have...UNTOLD NUMBERS. WOOOHOOO.

The unfortunate biproduct is that my skin has taken on a reddish cast. Ooooh sunburning.