Fall is calling my name...

Just booked my flight back to school and my mom has returned from Rio. She bought me a soccer jersey. I am currently exhorting her not to stick her hand down the disposal.

Lauren: "If you stick your hand down there, I will never speak to you again!"
Mom: "I have figured out how you broke it!"
Lauren: "I didn't break it, and I told you DON'T STICK YOUR HAND DOWN THERE!"

Oh life. I'm just really paranoid about the disposal, damn it!