"You Can't Always Get What You Want" so said some philospher named Mick

Fuck it. I've been worried about this forever. It seemed like it was all going to be shiny and okay, but clearly I was wrong. I'm not sure my two bestest friends in the entire world give a crap that I'm home.

Why do I always need people more than they need me? Damn it.

Also, express, could you please allow me to order your clothes online instead of just LOOK at them. I mean it's all very nice to be able to see what I can get when I actually go to your store, but seriously, WHAT'S THE POINT OF BLOODY WEBSITE? TO TAUNT THOSE OF US WHO CAN'T GET TO ONE?